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7 foot moose headbutts girl (Actual Headline!)
The Sun ^ | 3/09/11 | Staff

Posted on 03/10/2011 12:10:12 PM PST by txroadkill

A WOMAN suffered injuries to her face and chest after being headbutted by a 7ft MOOSE. The 50-stone animal attacked her as she tried to CUDDLE it.

The 24-year-old woman had spotted the moose eating from a tree in Anchorage, Alaska.

A police spokeswoman warned people "not to agitate the moose".

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: amoosebitmysister; napl; stupidhumans
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HAH!
1 posted on 03/10/2011 12:10:23 PM PST by txroadkill
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To: txroadkill

This wasn’t scheduled to be reposed until tomorrow.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?s=Moose+Woman&q=quick&m=all&o=time&SX=4d78e05878104bd0ed804377ce8f5246ea84d22b

Once a day should be enough.


2 posted on 03/10/2011 12:12:19 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: txroadkill

Wow - headbutted by a stone moose (or stoned moose?).


3 posted on 03/10/2011 12:13:28 PM PST by Jim 0216
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To: txroadkill

At least it didn’t bite her. Moose bites can be series.


4 posted on 03/10/2011 12:13:48 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: txroadkill

Better than having it bite your sister!


5 posted on 03/10/2011 12:14:26 PM PST by freebird5850 (Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Sarah Palin loves mine!)
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To: thackney
Ooops.

We apologise again for the duplicate post. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

6 posted on 03/10/2011 12:14:39 PM PST by txroadkill (In God we trust, everyone else goes through NCIC)
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To: txroadkill
50-stone is 700 pounds American.

They need to put up signs:

DO NOT CUDDLE THE MOOSE

7 posted on 03/10/2011 12:14:47 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: thackney

This one says it headbutted her; the others say kicked. So an exact search would not get a match.


8 posted on 03/10/2011 12:14:54 PM PST by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: thackney

Wait - this one said she was headbutted by a 50 stone moose.


9 posted on 03/10/2011 12:15:46 PM PST by Jim 0216
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To: Joe 6-pack
At least it didn’t bite her. Moose bites can be series.

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli!

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10 posted on 03/10/2011 12:16:41 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: Joe 6-pack

11 posted on 03/10/2011 12:16:41 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: Jim 0216
But the same picture from the original story.

I think the Sun may “embellish” just a little.

12 posted on 03/10/2011 12:17:56 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: txroadkill

Wow, that moose had a lot of stones! :)


13 posted on 03/10/2011 12:18:26 PM PST by RedMDer (restoration of our honor, dignity, and freedoms will save America. - Sarah Palin)
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To: freebird5850

14 posted on 03/10/2011 12:20:44 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: JimRed

I thought she was 20 years old in the other article. (Maybe it is not a duplicate? LOL)


15 posted on 03/10/2011 12:22:17 PM PST by NEMDF
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To: txroadkill

I’m in charge of all moose stories on FR. Next time check with me first.

;-)

Original story, for those interested, with more detail and no mentioning of headbutting.

http://www.adn.com/2011/03/07/1742027/moose-kicks-woman-who-came-too.html


16 posted on 03/10/2011 12:23:08 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: txroadkill
A moose-hugger. Now I've heard everything.
17 posted on 03/10/2011 12:23:13 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: txroadkill

She made a bad moose-stake!


18 posted on 03/10/2011 12:23:49 PM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: NEMDF

Check the picture.


19 posted on 03/10/2011 12:24:29 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: txroadkill
She forgot to wear her squirrel disguise.
20 posted on 03/10/2011 12:25:02 PM PST by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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