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[Lucky9teen]

Have you noticed the parallels between Obama and Lincoln?

1.   Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible. 
   
2.   Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois. 
  
3.   Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature. 
  
4.   Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President... Obama had very little experience before becoming President. 
   
5.   Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.  Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. 
  
6.   Lincoln was a skinny lawyer.  Obama is a skinny lawyer. 
  
7.   Lincoln was a Republican.  Obama is a skinny lawyer. 
  
8.   Lincoln was highly respected.  Obama is a skinny lawyer. 
  
9.   Lincoln was born in the United States ...  Obama is a skinny lawyer. 

10. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe.  Obama is a skinny lawyer 

11. Lincoln saved the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Obama has decided to change the name of "Air Force One," the Presidential jet. He's going to rename it "Air Force The One." 

Under both ObamaCare and the Clunker program, bills are divided into parts and labor.


Astronomers have spotted an object in space that they say is potentially dangerous, yet for a year it's just sat out there and has done nothing. For that, they've named the object COMET OBAMA. 

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And marine biologists have spotted the deepest living fish ever, near the ocean floor at the Earth's lowest point. They're calling it, the Barack Obama Approval Ratings Fish.


Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and Barack Obama go into a bar.  Bill tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a B and C."

Obama whispers, "What is a B and C?"

"That's a bourbon and Coke," Clinton answers.

Then Biden orders, "I'll have a G and T."

Obama again whispers, "What's a G and T?"

"A gin and tonic," Joe replies.

Obama wants to seem like he's one of the guys so he tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a 15."

Now it's the bartender's turn to ask, "What's a 15?"

Obama says, "A 7 and 7."



You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.

Q: What is the difference between ObamaCare and a car battery?

A: The battery has a positive side.



Exhausted and ill from the effort of enacting the Obama healthcare plan, an elderly Senator goes to the doctor. Doctor says, "I have bad news, good news, and bad news, Senator. The bad news is that you only have six months to live. But the good news is that there’s an operation that is 100% successful in curing this illness." "That sounds great, Doctor," says the Senator, "but what’s the other bad news?" The Doctor replies, "The Department of Health and Human Services says the first available slot is seven months from today."


In the washroom at the airport I saw a handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President!"..........There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of crap to give you that true Obama experience!!!!

[Lucky9teen]

You Are Most Like Richard Nixon

Oh sure, you give people plenty of reasons to call you "Tricky Dick."
But you're actually quite diplomatic, even though you secretly hate your enemies.

What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

[Lucky9teen]

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[paulycy]

Top 5.

I win.

Nyah nyah nyah.

I have to go to my “Be a grown-up” classes now.

[ClearCase_guy]

Top 5

[CharlesWayneCT]

Not really silly, except maybe even noticing is silly, but anybody know what happened to the mini-icon on the URL for free republic? You know, the picture that replaces the “e” on your address line for some web sites?

It has always been some kind of “FR”, but today it is “EW”.

[ShadowAce]

WooHoo!! Top Ten??

[Doogle]

Once upon a time there were three gnus. a father gnu, a mother gnu and a
baby gnu. they were all walking in the desert and were really thirsty. at
one point, they reached a water hole and the father said, “let me try
first,
to see if the water is safe”; sadly the water was poisoned and he died.
further along the two remaining gnus reached another oasis and the mother
said the same, “ let me try first, to make sure the water is ok.” sadly,
it
was not and she died.
the poor baby gnu wandered for a few more hours and ended up dying in the
hot African sun.

That’s the end of the gnus, and now for the sports and weather

[Dacula]

Top 10

[Pan_Yan]

Your link is dead. I kept pushing the ‘Reformat’ button but nothing has happened.

[P8riot]

Hurts too much to laugh.

[Nateman]

Hail to the Chief! King of the nosepickers! America picked a real winner.

[paulycy]

Your link is dead. I kept pushing the ‘Reformat’ button but nothing has happened.

Rinse you computer in the sink and try again.

[Tatze]

10 ! ? !

[ontap]

At the moment Lincolns’ brain is registering zero. (Fill in the blank).

[paulycy]

It's Friday. Do you know what your webcam is looking at?

[JoeProBono]

[Daffynition]