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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
The Local [Sweden] ^
| 17 Jul 09 16:53 CET
| David Landes
Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A 35-year-old man who had been seen masturbating near the entrance of a Willys grocery store on more than one occasion was arrested on Friday by police in Örebro.
The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willys store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.
Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly, the man was reported to police shortly after 8pm.
But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.
While store personnel reportedly considered the incident inappropriate, they opted not to file a formal complaint.
On Friday, however, the 35-year-old came again to his favourite spot outside Willys to give himself a helping hand.
But this time police were primed and ready to strike as soon as the man began to busy his hands.
Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billclinton; napl; sweden; weird; willy
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To: Slings and Arrows
41
posted on
07/19/2009 12:32:24 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: Slings and Arrows
“Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.”
He’s going to be charged with molesting himself?
42
posted on
07/19/2009 12:32:40 AM PDT
by
Luke21
(If it's the Asspress, it's usually a lie.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central SwedenCereal masticator would've been a wiser career choice...
To: Luke21
Hes going to be charged with molesting himself? The evidence won't stand up in court.
44
posted on
07/19/2009 12:34:44 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: Slings and Arrows
We all must play the hand we’re dealt.
45
posted on
07/19/2009 12:35:11 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: Slings and Arrows
He got himself in a sticky situation.
46
posted on
07/19/2009 12:35:35 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: Slings and Arrows
He was dreaming of a white Christmas.
47
posted on
07/19/2009 12:35:54 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: snarks_when_bored
There’s a joke about frosted flakes in here, but I’d get banned for making it.
To: Slings and Arrows
49
posted on
07/19/2009 12:42:58 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: Slings and Arrows
They write themselves, don’t they? (heh)
To: Slings and Arrows
but i thought you put the milk on and THEN it popped
/confused
:)
51
posted on
07/19/2009 12:43:18 AM PDT
by
sten
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33
"Serial masturbator seized by Willy's"
He had more than one?
52
posted on
07/19/2009 12:46:27 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33
"Next time Greg, you're going grocery shopping by yourself!
53
posted on
07/19/2009 12:55:04 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Slings and Arrows
54
posted on
07/19/2009 1:01:42 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: sten
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33
"On Friday, however, the 35-year-old came again....."
Pardon me while I use a single entendre.
56
posted on
07/19/2009 1:08:12 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33
(Isn't this more fun than politics?)
The perpetrator at his day job:
57
posted on
07/19/2009 1:19:48 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33
He was probably just engaged in a
homage to the King of Pop.....
58
posted on
07/19/2009 1:25:29 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33
Later, inside the store.....
(I can keep doing this all night long.)
Hmmm, That's probably what he said.
59
posted on
07/19/2009 1:35:25 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: shibumi
LOL! That’s why he’s the expert!
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