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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
The Local [Sweden] ^
| 17 Jul 09 16:53 CET
| David Landes
Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A 35-year-old man who had been seen masturbating near the entrance of a Willy’s grocery store on more than one occasion was arrested on Friday by police in Örebro.
The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willy’s store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.
Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly, the man was reported to police shortly after 8pm.
But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.
While store personnel reportedly considered the incident inappropriate, they opted not to file a formal complaint.
On Friday, however, the 35-year-old came again to his favourite spot outside Willy’s to give himself a helping hand.
But this time police were primed and ready to strike as soon as the man began to busy his hands.
Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billclinton; napl; sweden; weird; willy
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To: Slings and Arrows
I hope they give the guy a fair shake.
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:26:00 PM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
('When a man believes that any stick will do, he at once picks up a boomerang,')
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Unfortunately, I had visions of that, too.
To: fieldmarshaldj
"Hide the salami" FAIL.
Cheers!
23
posted on
07/18/2009 11:38:21 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Take away an apostrophe and an ‘s’ and this article becomes 10,000,000x more hilarious.
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:42:05 PM PDT
by
LifeComesFirst
(http://rw-rebirth.blogspot.com)
To: LifeComesFirst
I thought that the lucky guy had two.
To: clamper1797
Suppose if they locked him up in solitary he’d complain?
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:42:57 PM PDT
by
LifeComesFirst
(http://rw-rebirth.blogspot.com)
To: Slings and Arrows
The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willy’s store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports. Where else would you find a cereal masturbator?
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:44:03 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Slings and Arrows
Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
PERP WALK TIME
To: Slings and Arrows
...that title, (almost) said it all. 
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:53:15 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Zer0Bambi to the poor (foolish) voter: Welcome to Zer0's Peasant Care ® You Sucker... Now Die! :)
To: grey_whiskers; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:57:36 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: martin_fierro
To: fieldmarshaldj
To: Slings and Arrows
Let’s see, a man was seen grabbing his willy while in Willy’s, then grabbed by the willy and dragged out of Willy’s unwillingly — I just got the willies!
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posted on
07/19/2009 12:09:59 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Was it “Slick Willy”, a former president of the USA??
34
posted on
07/19/2009 12:12:03 AM PDT
by
Julie658
(Grandson went to France...said the smell was baaaaaaaad...)
To: Julie658
To: Slings and Arrows
He was shopping for Beef Strokinoff.
36
posted on
07/19/2009 12:22:59 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: rfp1234
Or just goin’ for a little pulled pork.
37
posted on
07/19/2009 12:26:08 AM PDT
by
Hugin
(Sarah Palin: accept no substitutes!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/19/2009 12:26:27 AM PDT
by
sten
To: Slings and Arrows
btw... how do you masturbate cereal?
39
posted on
07/19/2009 12:27:35 AM PDT
by
sten
To: sten
btw... how do you masturbate cereal? Against the grain.
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