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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
The Local [Sweden] ^ | 17 Jul 09 16:53 CET | David Landes

Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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41 posted on 07/19/2009 12:32:24 AM PDT by rfp1234
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“Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.”

He’s going to be charged with molesting himself?


42 posted on 07/19/2009 12:32:40 AM PDT by Luke21 (If it's the Asspress, it's usually a lie.)
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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden

Cereal masticator would've been a wiser career choice...

43 posted on 07/19/2009 12:33:06 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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He’s going to be charged with molesting himself?

The evidence won't stand up in court.

44 posted on 07/19/2009 12:34:44 AM PDT by rfp1234
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We all must play the hand we’re dealt.


45 posted on 07/19/2009 12:35:11 AM PDT by rfp1234
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He got himself in a sticky situation.


46 posted on 07/19/2009 12:35:35 AM PDT by rfp1234
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He was dreaming of a white Christmas.


47 posted on 07/19/2009 12:35:54 AM PDT by rfp1234
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There’s a joke about frosted flakes in here, but I’d get banned for making it.


48 posted on 07/19/2009 12:39:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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49 posted on 07/19/2009 12:42:58 AM PDT by rfp1234
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They write themselves, don’t they? (heh)


50 posted on 07/19/2009 12:43:12 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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but i thought you put the milk on and THEN it popped

/confused

:)


51 posted on 07/19/2009 12:43:18 AM PDT by sten
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"Serial masturbator seized by Willy's"

He had more than one?
52 posted on 07/19/2009 12:46:27 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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"Next time Greg, you're going grocery shopping by yourself!

53 posted on 07/19/2009 12:55:04 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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54 posted on 07/19/2009 1:01:42 AM PDT by rfp1234
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Milk it.


55 posted on 07/19/2009 1:07:45 AM PDT by Disciplinemisanthropy (III III IV)
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"On Friday, however, the 35-year-old came again....."


Pardon me while I use a single entendre.
56 posted on 07/19/2009 1:08:12 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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(Isn't this more fun than politics?)


The perpetrator at his day job:


57 posted on 07/19/2009 1:19:48 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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He was probably just engaged in a homage to the King of Pop.....


58 posted on 07/19/2009 1:25:29 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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Later, inside the store.....



(I can keep doing this all night long.)

Hmmm, That's probably what he said.

59 posted on 07/19/2009 1:35:25 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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LOL! That’s why he’s the expert!


60 posted on 07/19/2009 1:41:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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