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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
The Local [Sweden] ^
| 17 Jul 09 16:53 CET
| David Landes
Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A 35-year-old man who had been seen masturbating near the entrance of a Willys grocery store on more than one occasion was arrested on Friday by police in Örebro.
The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willys store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.
Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly, the man was reported to police shortly after 8pm.
But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.
While store personnel reportedly considered the incident inappropriate, they opted not to file a formal complaint.
On Friday, however, the 35-year-old came again to his favourite spot outside Willys to give himself a helping hand.
But this time police were primed and ready to strike as soon as the man began to busy his hands.
Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billclinton; napl; sweden; weird; willy
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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's ...and then the police grabbed him.
To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe he was trying to get warm. It gets cold in Sweden.
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posted on
07/18/2009 10:51:54 PM PDT
by
ErnstStavroBlofeld
(A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
To: Slings and Arrows
Apparently he was shopping for beef jerky.
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posted on
07/18/2009 10:52:26 PM PDT
by
Callahan
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/18/2009 10:52:53 PM PDT
by
traumer
To: Slings and Arrows
When placed in solitary, he was heard talking to himself and saying, “I shore have a purty mouth. Squeal like a pig!”
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posted on
07/18/2009 10:54:21 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/18/2009 10:54:21 PM PDT
by
ConservativeStatement
("World Peace 1.20.09".... um, what happened?)
To: Slings and Arrows
And here I thought that sort of thing was perfectly legal in Sweden.
Guess I'm ignorant!
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posted on
07/18/2009 10:57:12 PM PDT
by
cynwoody
To: Army Air Corps
I *knew* Freepers would go to town on this one!
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:01:41 PM PDT
by
ErnstStavroBlofeld
(A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:03:14 PM PDT
by
djf
(Man up! Don't be a FReeloader! Make a donation today!)
To: Slings and Arrows
When the police grabbed him, I hope they washed their hands.
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:04:13 PM PDT
by
ErnstStavroBlofeld
(A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like the guys quite the whack job ...
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:04:16 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(A KGB agent couldn't do a better job as president ... Clamper 1797 proud racist since Nov 4 2008)
To: Slings and Arrows
Headline of the year. If I go any further than that I’ll be banned to the outer reaches of the Interwebs.
To: Slings and Arrows
Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process. First they came for the masturbators...but I said nothing cause I wasn't a masturbator.
Then they came for the fornicators...but I said nothing since I wasn't a fornicator.
Then they came for the adulterers...but I said nothing since I wasn't an adulterer.
Then I finally wondered why I was the only one who they never came for...
Cheers!
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:12:29 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
To: Slings and Arrows
Wonder if he's a Lefty like Obama.
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:18:18 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(If Hitler used a TelePrompter, we would all be speaking German...)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:22:31 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: fieldmarshaldj
If he had a garage to put his wiener(mobile) in...
To: Slings and Arrows
Always nice to have one to park it in. I’m currently lacking a garage.
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posted on
07/18/2009 11:25:39 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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