Vanity: Can I PLEASE get a vanity filter here?

http://www.freerepublic.com ^ | 11-8-2006 | FreedomNeocon

[FreedomNeocon]

Getting damn sick of every other post from some ninny trying to sound smart and important.

Go get a blog you people, nobody cares!

[MineralMan]

You're so vane, you probably think this thread is about you

[Hexenhammer]

Irony alert! *Whoop Whoop!*

[dinoparty]

I propose a new FR term: "Vanity Insanity"

[happinesswithoutpeace]

Nov 8, 2006- A date which will live in Vanity.

[rit]

Maybe add a logo like this

[ShadowDancer]

Please, at least this one is coherent.

[tuffydoodle]

Agenda:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship --Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 till 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally -- Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The proper etiquette for surrender -- French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay -- Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military; a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

[ferri]

didn't you get the memo??? it is all a plot to keep THE DIRTY FREEPERS from ruining the Dippsy cHicks!!!

[wolfcreek]

I vote We disallow the term "It's Bush's fault" from this forum. It's Utter Redundancy.

[Red Badger]

Some are verbose, overly so, I keep mine mostly short and sweet................

[Red Badger]

One of the definitions of "terse": "a response so curt as to be almost rude", fits today's posts.......

[Skooz]

Get over yourself.

[Skooz]

Something nasssssssssty

[drsbb]

Hello, FreedomNeoCon:

While I tend to agree with you, I'd like to whine that your vanity post is killing my vanity post!

You've shamed me sufficiently that I won't post the url of my vanity post. That kind of vanity would make me as vain as a Democrat and that won't do. Especially today.

[Skooz]

I have had dreams where I was a slimy worm that lives with it's head in Britney's bowel.

But, I never tell anyone.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The Vanity Filter is located on your mouse.

It is disguised as the left button on the mouse.

Simply do not click this button when hovering the arrow cursor over a thread title that you suspect of being a Vanity post...or which contains the word "Vanity".

See? Easy.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

What should I do?

"Launch all Interceptors."

[AnnGora]

Do as I say, not as I do.

[Ignatz]

Lol!
She's a skank...but at least she's not a moped. I wouldn't be embarrassed if my friends saw me riding her!

[TBP]

Shouldn't this be marked "Vanity"?