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Top 10 pick-up lines? Don't get too excited. (just trying to help us singles)
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| 7/11/06
Posted on 07/11/2006 12:35:15 PM PDT by Paddlefish
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To: steveo
"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht!"
Never worked for me...
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:42:29 PM PDT
by
Fudd
To: Paddlefish; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"I'm Slings and Arrows. You'll be shouting that later tonight."
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:43:13 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: Paddlefish
Yo baby, ya' think we can make it?
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:43:41 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: Paddlefish
"Nice shoes, you wanna go do it?" OK, maybe not the most subtle line, but it does make women laugh.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:44:21 PM PDT
by
Volunteer
(Just so you know, I am ashamed the Dixie Chicks make records in Nashville.)
Comment #25 Removed by Moderator
To: Tijeras_Slim
Share your secrets.Laz: "How would you like to be taken home by me, sexually ravished for a while, then chained down in the cellar, tortured and raped for the next three days, then brutally dismembered while still living?"
Her: "HELL no!"
Laz: (pulls gun and sounding cheerful) "Well then! Back luck for you!"
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:45:05 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Isalm is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
To: SaveTheChief
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl"
ROFLMAO!!!!
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:45:10 PM PDT
by
dc27
To: Fudd
At Biloxi casino, I offered a very attractive gal $50 if she would massage my prostate, and double it if she did it here in the bar. Still with her after 2 years....
To: b4its2late
Bwhahahahahahaha
You are lucky that you found your lovely wife
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:45:31 PM PDT
by
saveliberty
(I'm a Bushbot and a Snowflake :-)
To: Lazamataz
LOL... wait... that's sick. Then why am i still laughing?
To: Paddlefish
Pickup lines of the perpetual virgin:
Hey, baby! You work out?
Yeah, baby! Lets blow this joint and go to my place.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:46:01 PM PDT
by
MineralMan
(non-evangelical atheist)
To: Paddlefish
Do I make you h****? (Austin Powers reference).
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:46:18 PM PDT
by
NYC Republican
(GOP is the worst political party, except for all the others...)
To: Paddlefish
"Donna? Donna, my God you're even more gorgeous now than High School!! When did you move down here?"
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:47:03 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Paddlefish
The best pickup line I ever heard was when my wife swept me off my feet, (literally, with a leg sweep), looked down at me and said, "You shouldn't have done that."
Long story.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:47:36 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Paddlefish
And the best line you ever said/heard was???"I can get you a discount at Bloomingdales."
Kidding!
:)
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:47:36 PM PDT
by
veronica
("A person needs a sense of mission like the air he breathes...")
To: Paddlefish; rzeznikj at stout; N3WBI3; MikefromOhio; FLAMING DEATH; Petronski; antiRepublicrat; ...
Thread Jester Ping
A low-volume pinglist dedicated to all the thread jesters out there--you know who you are...8^)
FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or removed from the list...
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:47:37 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: Paddlefish
"Say, would you mind proofreading some of these poems I've written?"
To: new cruelty
The nice thing about that line is, it works every time. ;^)
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:48:36 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Isalm is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
To: Paddlefish
"can i lick your forehead?"
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:48:48 PM PDT
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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