Top 10 pick-up lines? Don't get too excited. (just trying to help us singles)

Reuters ^ | 7/11/06

[Khurkris]

"Hey...want another beer?"

[grey_whiskers]

The bar scene got old fast, and some of my friends had very questionable taste in men, especially one who sang in a band. Oh the stories.

This reminds me of something I just heard in Alaska (20th wedding anniversary).

Alaska is legendary for its surplus of men over women.

So apparently Alaska women have a saying to describe this:


"The odds are good, but the goods are odd!"

Cheers!

[Darksheare]

Well, no.
But the hiss was similar.

[Once-Ler]

"I'll bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching your lips"...
pay her a dollar when you lose, and ask if they want to try double or nothing?

[vikzilla]

I'd drag my b@lls through a thousand miles of broken glass, just to here you f@rt over the telephone.

[investigateworld]

http://www.wardsmythe.com/helen.gif


Oh Laz, you smooth talk'n Devil!!

[Mr. Blonde]

I like, "Are you a ticket? Cuz you've got fine written all over you."

I have never tried any line at the bar. Of course that might explain my bad luck at the bars. But I don't have the guts to say something that dumb to someone, at least someone I don't know.

[MadLibDisease]

Nice legs, when do they open

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

"Didn't we schtupp at Woodstock?"

So you go cruising the recreation room at local nursing homes?

[metesky]

Woof, woof!

[Puppage]

"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht!"

AGAIN!

[twigs]

Actually, that's the best "line" here. If I was still young and looking, that would have worked best for me. Especially if the asker was a good conversationalist.

[Big Giant Head]

When I met my wife, I asked her if she wanted to go take a shower.

[MissAmericanPie]

Lazzz, tsk, tsk. I bet you eat goat cheese while it's still in the goat.

[twigs]

I assume that you had been drinking? There are actually some pretty funny stories here.

[The SISU kid]

That's my line. I've said it here many times.

Stop stealin' my stuff.

And it's KILL, not fight, and KISS, not lick.

And 10%, not 20.

Then it's really not your line, is it????

8^)

[Khurkris]

"Actually, that's the best "line" here. If I was still young and looking, that would have worked best for me. Especially if the asker was a good conversationalist."

Yep...Thanks.
My other power line is..."Excuse me...are you gonna eat the rest of that?"
That was my 'go to' ice-breaker.

...of course I'm kidding just a little bit here..;)

[raygun]

So, do you like gladiator movies?

[fortunecookie]

This reminds me of something I just heard in Alaska (20th wedding anniversary).

I always wanted to visit Alaska, at least the not too rugged parts, a family member tried to organize a group cruise trip there a couple years ago, but we haven't gone yet.

"The odds are good, but the goods are odd!" Cheers!

LOL, I think I've heard that. Reminds me of a friend (probably heard it from her, she's hunted and fished there years ago) who loved the 'wild and woolly' guys. She married one. But she's more outdoorsy than he is, so it's a good match.