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Top 10 pick-up lines? Don't get too excited. (just trying to help us singles)
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| 7/11/06
Posted on 07/11/2006 12:35:15 PM PDT by Paddlefish
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And the best line you ever said/heard was???
To: Paddlefish
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:36:12 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Paddlefish
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:36:16 PM PDT
by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: Paddlefish
And the best line you ever said/heard was???Not on a public forum!!!!
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:36:29 PM PDT
by
null and void
(islam: riding the piece train...)
To: Paddlefish
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:36:43 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.)
To: Paddlefish
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl"
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:37:13 PM PDT
by
SaveTheChief
("This one goes to eleven.")
To: Paddlefish
I've always liked:
"Your outfit is beautiful. Do you know what would look best on you? Me!"
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:37:44 PM PDT
by
pabianice
To: Lazamataz
To: Paddlefish
Once a man asked me how come a girl like me wasn't married. I told him because of men like him.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:39:37 PM PDT
by
twigs
To: Paddlefish
"Didn't we schtupp at Woodstock?"
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:39:39 PM PDT
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: Paddlefish
If you ask a girl if she wants to dance and she says no
Say yes... you look fat in those pants.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:11 PM PDT
by
Blackirish
(Merry Fitzmas !!)
To: Paddlefish
can I fluff your pillows?
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:20 PM PDT
by
rface
("...the most schizoid freeper I've ever seen" - New Bloomfield, Missouri)
To: Paddlefish
I'm a millionaire...........works every time...........until she finds out you ain't........
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:36 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Follow an IROC long enough and sooner or later you will wind up in a trailer park..........)
To: Paddlefish
"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht!"
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:53 PM PDT
by
steveo
(Fathers Against Rude Television: You may already be a member)
To: Paddlefish
the best line I use is after watching a guy use one of those cheeky pickup lines and the girl brushes him off..I then approach her and ask her if she gets tired of hearing cheeky pickup lines..that is usually a good ice-breaker..
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:55 PM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)
To: twigs
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:41:24 PM PDT
by
null and void
(islam: riding the piece train...)
To: Paddlefish
"If I could rearranged the alphabet - I would put U and I together..."
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:41:35 PM PDT
by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
To: twigs
Once a man asked me how come a girl like me wasn't married. I told him because of men like him.I hope it wasn't me!
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:41:37 PM PDT
by
Paddlefish
("Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!")
To: Paddlefish
And the best line you ever said/heard was??? Hey,baby...let's swwiiing! (Festrunk Brothers)
To: Paddlefish
If beauty were a drop of water, you'd be an ocean.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:42:16 PM PDT
by
llevrok
("Drink your beer, damnit! There are people in Africa sober.")
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