Top 10 pick-up lines? Don't get too excited. (just trying to help us singles)

Reuters ^ | 7/11/06

[Kenny Bunkport]

LOL

[Leg Olam]

'You can dance with me and think about someone else.'

Only works if your a very good dancer.

[Steel Wolf]

Line 1 - "Hey, babe, wanna go get a pizza, and (censored)?"

(In the unlikely event that she declines, proceed to line 2)

Line 2- "What's the matter, don't you like pizza?"

[new cruelty]

I do, but not always in that manner.

Of course it was meant as a joke, and thankfully, she got a big laugh out of the notion that some guy she just met was going to order her around.

[Kenny Bunkport]

"Does the voice in my head bother you?"

[oflyboy]

Do you believe in the here after? Great, because you know what I'm here after.

[CougarGA7]

Go up to the drunkest girl in the bar and just say.

"Come on, let's go home."

[Dinsdale]

I always do what the voices in my pants tell me.

Right now they all say to take you home.

[fortunecookie]

I also heard this one - 'Hey, Laurie! How are ya? I haven't seen you in ages. Whadaya say we go to my place, for old times sake?'

My guy friend felt it necessary to tell me (I kind of figured) that guys, usually drunk, will try this on the odd chance they hit on the right name or a drunk girl who agrees. Sure enough the guy tried that same line on 3 other girls just while we were there.

[Paddlefish]

Apparently you know my brother.

[Mordacious]

Funniest line I ever got: "I'd like to buy you a drink because you're the only girl here who doesn't look like she's had chlamydia."

The worst: "Do you work for UPS cuz I could swear I just saw you checking out my package."

[CougarGA7]

How do you know I NOT your brother?

[LexBaird]

I knew a guy who would just ask, "Hey, you wanna go scr..?". He said he got shot down 99% of the time, but he made it up in volume by asking practically every woman he met.

[fortunecookie]

I was never good at the pickup lines. I'm just glad I met my wife at work, because I was lousy at the party/bar scene.

You are lucky indeed. Usually better choices at work. I was never good at fielding them, either. Sometimes I would laugh at the most ridiculous, far fetched lines, especially if I was obviously on a date. Guys don't seem to like that. ;-)

[VRWCtaz]

The best line my wife every used was shortly after we were married and she said, "The stupidest thing you ever did, Michael F-----, was to teach ME how to shoot!" And, no, she was not laughing at the time. (together 19yrs)

[Paddlefish]

And, unfortunately, that would be my brother.

[SlowBoat407]

I tried the straightforward approach once: "Hi, you're very attractive, and I'd like to get to know you better." Her response: "You're too short for me".

End of bar scene for me.

[oflyboy]

Do you believe in the here after? Great, because you know what I'm here after.

[The SISU kid]

I’d fight 37 men for a 20% chance to lick the left front lug-nut of the truck that carries your panties to the laundry……

[Just another Joe]

My wife and I had just started dating and went to the local disco (C'mon, it was the early 80's in the Philippines fer cryin out loud).
We saw one of her friends sitting in a booth by herself and went over to talk to her.
Her friend said something that just set me off. (I was young and had a temper back then.) I overturned my beer bottle above her friends head and proceeded to douse her.

All of a sudden I found myself on my back looking up at my future wife (She had dropped and swept my legs from under me and popped back up).
She stands there and says, looking down at me laying there, "You shouldn't have done that."

Needless to say, I bought her friend a new dress, paid for a beauty salon visit, etc.

I only heard her say that one other time and luckily it wasn't to me.

But that's another story.