And the best line you ever said/heard was???
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To: Paddlefish
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
2 posted on
07/11/2006 12:36:12 PM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Paddlefish
3 posted on
07/11/2006 12:36:16 PM PDT by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: Paddlefish
And the best line you ever said/heard was???Not on a public forum!!!!
4 posted on
07/11/2006 12:36:29 PM PDT by
null and void
(islam: riding the piece train...)
To: Paddlefish
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
5 posted on
07/11/2006 12:36:43 PM PDT by
b4its2late
(Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.)
To: Paddlefish
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl"
6 posted on
07/11/2006 12:37:13 PM PDT by
SaveTheChief
("This one goes to eleven.")
To: Paddlefish
I've always liked:
"Your outfit is beautiful. Do you know what would look best on you? Me!"
7 posted on
07/11/2006 12:37:44 PM PDT by
pabianice
To: Paddlefish
Once a man asked me how come a girl like me wasn't married. I told him because of men like him.
9 posted on
07/11/2006 12:39:37 PM PDT by
twigs
To: Paddlefish
"Didn't we schtupp at Woodstock?"
10 posted on
07/11/2006 12:39:39 PM PDT by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: Paddlefish
If you ask a girl if she wants to dance and she says no
Say yes... you look fat in those pants.
11 posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:11 PM PDT by
Blackirish
(Merry Fitzmas !!)
To: Paddlefish
can I fluff your pillows?
12 posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:20 PM PDT by
rface
("...the most schizoid freeper I've ever seen" - New Bloomfield, Missouri)
To: Paddlefish
I'm a millionaire...........works every time...........until she finds out you ain't........
13 posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:36 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Follow an IROC long enough and sooner or later you will wind up in a trailer park..........)
To: Paddlefish
"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht!"
14 posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:53 PM PDT by
steveo
(Fathers Against Rude Television: You may already be a member)
To: Paddlefish
the best line I use is after watching a guy use one of those cheeky pickup lines and the girl brushes him off..I then approach her and ask her if she gets tired of hearing cheeky pickup lines..that is usually a good ice-breaker..
15 posted on
07/11/2006 12:40:55 PM PDT by
GeorgiaDawg32
(I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)
To: Paddlefish
"If I could rearranged the alphabet - I would put U and I together..."
17 posted on
07/11/2006 12:41:35 PM PDT by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
To: Paddlefish
And the best line you ever said/heard was??? Hey,baby...let's swwiiing! (Festrunk Brothers)
To: Paddlefish
If beauty were a drop of water, you'd be an ocean.
20 posted on
07/11/2006 12:42:16 PM PDT by
llevrok
("Drink your beer, damnit! There are people in Africa sober.")
To: Paddlefish; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"I'm Slings and Arrows. You'll be shouting that later tonight."
22 posted on
07/11/2006 12:43:13 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: Paddlefish
Yo baby, ya' think we can make it?
23 posted on
07/11/2006 12:43:41 PM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: Paddlefish
"Nice shoes, you wanna go do it?" OK, maybe not the most subtle line, but it does make women laugh.
24 posted on
07/11/2006 12:44:21 PM PDT by
Volunteer
(Just so you know, I am ashamed the Dixie Chicks make records in Nashville.)
To: Paddlefish
Pickup lines of the perpetual virgin:
Hey, baby! You work out?
Yeah, baby! Lets blow this joint and go to my place.
31 posted on
07/11/2006 12:46:01 PM PDT by
MineralMan
(non-evangelical atheist)
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