Share your secrets.
Laz: "How would you like to be taken home by me, sexually ravished for a while, then chained down in the cellar, tortured and raped for the next three days, then brutally dismembered while still living?"
Her: "HELL no!"
Laz: (pulls gun and sounding cheerful) "Well then! Back luck for you!"
Go up to the drunkest girl in the bar and just say.
"Come on, let's go home."