[Just another Joe]

The best pickup line I ever heard was when my wife swept me off my feet, (literally, with a leg sweep), looked down at me and said, "You shouldn't have done that."

Long story.

[Paddlefish]

Let's hear it.

[VRWCtaz]

The best line my wife every used was shortly after we were married and she said, "The stupidest thing you ever did, Michael F-----, was to teach ME how to shoot!" And, no, she was not laughing at the time. (together 19yrs)