Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Send $12.95 for details.

Your looking for money? OMG, the Undead is a cult, the castle is the compound!!

Note to self: If offered Kool Aid, decline the offer.

[Monkey Face]

Well, I don't know that I could actually EAT it...I was just asking because I'm sure there are people who love it. I find usually, most egg nog (in whatever form) has too much nutmeg, and it ends up tasting bitter.I can tell by the smell if it's good or not.

[Monkey Face]

Especially if the giver of the Kool-Aid has the last name of "Jones."

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I never knew ye had those stupid roundabouts - I thought America was strictly traffic lights!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Yes, I dilute it, prefer 7Up!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Send $12.95 for details.

Is this going to be like that course that promised to teach me how to live forever in three easy steps?

The first page said, "Breath in"

The second page said "Breath out"

The third page said "Now DON'T STOP!"

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Thank God the castle wasn't named 'Jonestown'! BTW, what did we name the castle? (Wasn't paying attention!!)

[Monkey Face]

Nope. We got 'em. And they are showing up in the strangest places...rather than put a light in at a four-way stop, they build a traffic circle. GAH!!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Ah that would explain why it was so nasty.

I don't think he knew that.

Note to self: never accept a drink from a man who doesn't know what the heck he is doing!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

I think that's on the first page of The Monkeyface Rule Book.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I wonder how a square roundabout would work....

[TLI]

Is that a parady or an actual capture of the DU after learning Bush would win?

Would not make a discernable difference.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I usually make it every year. But this year I think not. Maybe some nice cider instead.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

You drank undiluted lemon barley? kool Aid would be preferable.....

[NicknamedBob]

"In, out, don't stop."

That's a good idea. Let me make a note of that.

Actually, getting rich is no more difficult than getting in shape, and no less. Most people don't want to follow the recipe, even when they admit it would work.

Ostensibly, I don't need the money. That's just to weed out the insincere.

[Monkey Face]

I like hot cider. It is EXCELLENT when one is really tired, or has a cold, or the flu. Maybe that's the old "apple a day" thingy.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It was really awful.

When there are so many wonderful drinks to be made from barley I could not imagine why you would produce this one!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I think that's on the first page of The Monkeyface Rule Book.

Can I have a copy of that book?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I think it used to be homemade.