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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: Monkey Face
I am aware of it - the laws are more or less the same over here.
801
posted on
12/03/2005 5:45:15 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
They drink. They just don't admit it. You'd be surprised what you can find on the black market in Muslim countries.
802
posted on
12/03/2005 5:45:18 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
803
posted on
12/03/2005 5:45:56 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I think I might become a Muslim, seeing as I can't drink for a while......"Yeah, but then being Muslim would drive you to drink. Or maybe suicide.
Hey, I think I'm on to something here...
804
posted on
12/03/2005 5:46:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Monkey Face
I have heard about the Iranian "sheebeans" during a soccer match between Ireland and Iran - all the Irish fans drank in the "speakeasys"!!
805
posted on
12/03/2005 5:48:12 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
The Icelandic are a very attractive bunch tis true.
Do you think they would object to my collecting one of their rather nice males and dragging him back to my cave?
806
posted on
12/03/2005 5:48:20 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
I would like one, as well. Something on the order of a very rich Viking...
Hi, Teddy!
807
posted on
12/03/2005 5:50:03 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
Yeah, but then being Muslim would drive you to drink. Or maybe suicide. Imagine Muslim drunk drivers.....
808
posted on
12/03/2005 5:50:25 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You have to give up rashers of bacon...
Speaking of which have you ever run across a drink known as "lemon barley water"?
809
posted on
12/03/2005 5:51:29 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
What about "Irelandic"? Hmm. That has possibilities. Do you think they might be willing to sell? I'm interested in owning a country.
Nobody would have to move, or even pay rent. I just want to be the owner of a country, so I can make deals at the U.N. or maybe declare war on some *insert appropriate insult here*.
810
posted on
12/03/2005 5:51:31 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
The Icelandics have very strong Irish blood in them - but they don't admit it!!
811
posted on
12/03/2005 5:52:09 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
I was thinking more along the lines of a love slave but rich would be good too.
Hi Face!
812
posted on
12/03/2005 5:52:37 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
They can't be any worse than when they are sober. Traffic lights are only for the benefit of "Westerners, who don't know how to drive."
813
posted on
12/03/2005 5:54:00 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Got any egg nog ice cream?
814
posted on
12/03/2005 5:54:44 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You have to give up rashers of bacon... *Walking around, hit my nose of a snag* "Ow!! I hit a snag, the snag hurt!!"*
Speaking of which have you ever run across a drink known as "lemon barley water"?
We get in bottles, just like orange juice and orange concentrate.
815
posted on
12/03/2005 5:55:42 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"I was thinking more along the lines of a love slave but rich would be good too." Okay, here's the plan. First we make You rich, then we provide the love slave.
Send $12.95 for details.
816
posted on
12/03/2005 5:56:26 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Monkey Face
We have traffic lights, but we have things called roundabouts, now the roundabout was originally intended to be an alternative to the traffic lights - but now we have roundabouts with traffic lights - much to the bewilderment of the motorist!!
817
posted on
12/03/2005 5:58:27 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
Sure. :Hands over scround:
You know just the thought of eggnog makes me want to gag this year. I guess the whole "eat it til you choke" therapy really does work. At least in the short term.
818
posted on
12/03/2005 5:59:56 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yah...we have those here, too...traffic circles, roundabouts or something else...I hate the darn things.
819
posted on
12/03/2005 6:00:17 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
So you dilute it?
820
posted on
12/03/2005 6:00:28 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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