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'Not All Calls For Genocide Are Bad,' Say Ivy League Presidents Sporting Cool New Mustaches
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/06/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/06/2023 11:02:22 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In testimony before the United States Congress, Ivy League presidents showed off nice new mustaches while explaining to House members that not all calls for mass murder are wrong.

"Some chanting for fellow students to die is okay - it's all about context," explained Penn president Liz McGill, adjusting her Swastika armband. "You have to consider the context of the three of us goose-stepping into Congress chanting 'Final Solution'."

According to sources, the three presidents arrived at Congress each driving Panzer tanks and surrounded by "SS" bodyguards. After warmly saluting each other, the three women carefully affixed Iron Crosses to their blouses and headed inside. Each of the three Ivy League presidents then took turns explaining why chanting to lynch minorities is not harassment. "Did you not hear that we're talking about Jews??" laughed Harvard President Claudine Gray. "When you're deciding if cheering for the death of a minority is wrong, you have to consider the minority. Obviously you can't call for killing gays or African Americans. Killing Asians -- maybe. But these are Jews! There is only one solution, intifada revolution!!"

At publishing time, the Ivy League presidents had agreed that the KKK could hold anti-Jew rallies on campus, so long as they replaced their white hoods with checkered scarves.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; harvard; humor; jews; mit; penn; satire

1 posted on 12/06/2023 11:02:22 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Ouch!


2 posted on 12/06/2023 11:03:59 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

And that is exactly what is really happening.


3 posted on 12/06/2023 11:07:34 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: DFG

Left wing logic makes no sense.

I just used the word “logic” with the left wing. Eww. I need a shower.


4 posted on 12/06/2023 11:11:16 AM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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To: metmom

And not just about genocide, but they’re approving of rape, murder, torture and infanticide, in the proper context, of course.


5 posted on 12/06/2023 11:14:11 AM PST by Spok (It takes a lot of learning to understand how little we know. (Paraphrasing Thomas Sowell.))
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To: DFG

So many Bee satires have come true I would not be shocked to see those wymen sporting stashes within 6 months


6 posted on 12/06/2023 11:14:27 AM PST by RightOnTheBorder
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To: BBQToadRibs2

Left wing and logic are mutually exclusive.

The phrase *left wing logic* is an oxymoron.


7 posted on 12/06/2023 11:16:13 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: DFG
I did Nazi this coming from our Fascisti universities.
8 posted on 12/06/2023 11:19:57 AM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: metmom
I've been a supporter of Israel and Jewish people since I was 12, which was a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

My support of Jewish people in general has waned somewhat over the years as I have come to understand the evils of leftism and the support of leftism by 95% of the Jewish population. Not that I have ill will towards anybody — I just stopped caring.

So now that Jewish people are being threatened by the Left, I am ambivalent. On the one hand, the Jews really don't deserve the unbridled hatred being whipped up against them. On the other hand, these are their fellow travelers. These are people Jewish people have fostered and supported in their fear (hatred?) of people who oppose the Left. Now I'm sure the average Jew in America gives little thought to all of that, but that is a part of the problem. It's their unthinking alignment and support of the activists on the Left, including not only hate groups such as the ADL, but all left-wing activists, up to and including the Democrat Party, that has made life hell for so many of their fellow Americans.

I pray that G-d protects the Jews, and that this valuable teaching moment has a profound effect upon them.

9 posted on 12/06/2023 11:21:31 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: DFG

The Bee had me again
Let one of these uppity university presidents stand on the square with a noose in hand. They wouldn’t have to say a word. All Hell would break loose!


10 posted on 12/06/2023 11:42:13 AM PST by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness. )
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To: DFG
Oh, c'mon man! With a headline like that you just HAVE to provide the pic!


11 posted on 12/06/2023 12:06:42 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: DFG

“... so long as they replaced their white hoods with checkered scarves.”

This is exactly what has happened.

EC


12 posted on 12/06/2023 12:26:34 PM PST by Ex-Con777
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To: Jeff Chandler

I support and pray for Israel and the Jews, according to God’s command and personally don’t have anything against them. I am not offended by their Jewishness in and of itself. However, there are good and bad people in every group.

That said, I understand why some people harbor animosity against them. My grandmother came from the old country and had nothing good to say about the peasant’s interactions with the local Jewish community, and apparently, the animosity went two ways.


13 posted on 12/06/2023 1:56:01 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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