Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

District Judge Blocks College Football Playoff Rankings [satire]
Vanity | 12/3/2017 | Scott Johnson

Posted on 12/03/2017 3:00:04 PM PST by scottinoc

In a rare intervention by the federal courts into college athletics, Federal District Court Judge Butch Leftwich has order a temporary block of the College Football Playoff rankings as issued earlier today by the Committee, citing unfairness and political bias.

In her ruling, Judge Leftwich stated "In this current political era, it is unconscionable and de facto unconstitutional to have a college football playoff committee choose 4 teams from deep red states. This court has determined that a more fair distribution would include for example, Syracuse or USC." The judge did not include Ohio State in her list, as a possible representative team from a swing state.

The judge further elaborated that an obvious injustice was done, in that Syracuse, during the regular season, beat one of the 4 teams selected. She also cited Donald Trump's rhetoric during the campaign as possible reasons to choose USC, a major conference champion from a sanctuary state.

In order to expedite a replacement ranking, Senator Chuck Schumer and Congressman Adam Schiff have called for a special counsel committee to choose the 4 teams. In this process, each of the top 10 teams could claim to be worthy of a playoff spot. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has recused himself from the process, due to his home state being Alabama. Sessions declined to elaborate, simply stating that he "has no reason to dispute these teams' claims."

The ruling is expected to be challenged by an Appeals Court. It is unclear whether the decision would be appealed in time for the 4-team playoff round currently scheduled for New Year's Eve.


TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: satire; vanity
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-30 last
To: scottinoc

Forgot to attach: In related news, attorney Gloria Allred has already called a press conference with a female university official whose team was passed over for selection. Allred cited the official’s yearbook, which included a note stating in part, “to a more worthy college I could not imagine being chosen. But you know what? we’re gonna whoop you anyway:) We win almost every damn year. We’re actually getting tired of winning. And yes, Trump stole that from me! Love ya, Nicky, DA”. At this time the authorship and authenticity of that yearbook entry cannot be determined.


21 posted on 12/03/2017 3:30:03 PM PST by scottinoc
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sparklite2
"The NFL has three divisions. AFC, NFC, and SEC."

You forgot the BLM division that the owners just donated $$$millions to.

22 posted on 12/03/2017 3:31:31 PM PST by blam
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: scottinoc

Lol...it’s funny because it could be true.


23 posted on 12/03/2017 3:36:20 PM PST by JPJones (Who is FOR tariffs? George Washington, Ronald Reagan and Me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: pnut22

It is great to see OSU not make it to the CFP.


24 posted on 12/03/2017 3:57:25 PM PST by Rest in Pieces
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: clintonh8r

You just barely got in in time. :)


25 posted on 12/03/2017 3:58:15 PM PST by Defiant (I may be deplorable, but I'm not getting in that basket.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: JPJones

I love the part about Sessions’ recusal.


26 posted on 12/03/2017 4:00:57 PM PST by Defiant (I may be deplorable, but I'm not getting in that basket.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: Rest in Pieces

I am in Ohio and have a daughter who graduated from OSU and I still don’t think they deserved a play off spot. It was a fun year to watch but by no means a championship year. Cotton Bowl is fine with me!


27 posted on 12/03/2017 4:23:12 PM PST by pnut22
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: scottinoc

would Hawaiian judge be to on the nose?


28 posted on 12/03/2017 4:41:29 PM PST by School of Rational Thought
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: School of Rational Thought

I actually thought of that, then no, too over the top!


29 posted on 12/03/2017 4:43:20 PM PST by scottinoc
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: johniegrad

The same way Ohio State made it over Penn State last year. When Herbstreet (sp) made sure of that last year, I predicted they just painted themselves into a corner and all it took was one season for it to blow up.

The good news is this will be the movement behind a real playoff of conference champions. Imagine this, how loud will the howling be if the final game is Alabama and Georgia? The perfect nightmare for the Big10 and especially ESPN.


30 posted on 12/03/2017 4:55:02 PM PST by mazda77
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-30 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson