Posted on 02/27/2016 9:35:04 AM PST by NewJerseyJoe
(with apologies to Meat Loaf)
And I would do anything for Trump
Id toss away my vote, like that
I would do anything for Trump
Hell always lead me on with his circus act
But Ill never forget how very angry I feel
Right now, no way
And I would do anything for Trump, but I wont do facts
No, I wont do facts
Anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I wont do facts
No, I wont do facts
And some days he acts so crazy
And some days hes a big blowhard
Some days he wont debate at all, and these are the days that never end
And some nights he says theyre all liars
And some nights hes not so nice
Some nights hell suddenly change and then Planned Parenthood is good again
Maybe hes crazy, but hell insult and hell sue
I think he can save me, though theres no way that could be true
As long as my brain is adjourning
As long as Im no longer learning
As long as fake dreams are all that he sells
Youd better believe it, that I would do
Anything for Trump
And Ill be there though he has no tact
I would do anything for Trump, though all my values are attacked
But Id never forgive myself if I hadnt stopped thinking, this year
And I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I wont do facts
No, I wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Anything he says on the stump, but I just wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Jump as high as he says to jump, but I just wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Put my nose right up in his rump, but I just wont do facts
And some days I agree with the violence
And some days I pledge Trump my soul
Some days I just shut my eyes and believe in the numbers at the polls
And some nights I lose my fandom
And some nights I forget the goal
Some nights I forget who I am and say only Trump can make me whole
Maybe Im brainwashed, thats all Im qualified to be
Thats just one and only, one and only quality he seeks
As long as his mouth is churning
As long as my ears are burning
As long as I hear what I want to hear
Youd better believe it, that I would do
Anything for Trump
And you know its true and thats exact
I would do anything for Trump, and he knows it and hes counting on that
But Ill never think for myself like I used to do -- so long, so long
I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump, but I wont do facts
No, I wont do facts
No, no, no, I wont do ...
I would do anything for Trump
Anything he says on the stump, but I just wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Jump as high as he says to jump, but I just wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Put my nose right up in his rump, but I just wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Leave all my values at the dump, but I just wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Id waste my vote and take my lumps, but I just wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Demonstrate how Im such a chump, but I just wont do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Id let this country die and slump, but I just wont do facts
But Ill never stop dreaming that he stands for what matters in my life, no way
And I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I wont do facts
No, I wont do facts
[Sarcastic Voice of Reason]
Will you help him win? Will you help him drown
These United States with this fraudulent shakedown?
Will you shut up and do whatever youre told?
[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that
[Voice of Reason]
Will you help him sew this election up tight?
Can you help him pull it off, when all hes selling you is fright,
And do it while you wear a blindfold?
[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that
[Voice of Reason]
When he says something stupid, will you clap your hands?
Will you still adore him when he says your liberty is banned?
Can his eminent domain take your home?
[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that
[Voice of Reason]
Will you cater to every fantasy hes got?
Will you forfeit every belief youve had -- make them all for naught?
Will you prove to Trump that youre just a drone?
[Trump Voter]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that
[Voice of Reason]
After a while of kissing his ring
Youll come to your senses and remember everything
And youll see you should have voted for Cruz
[Trump Voter]
I wont do facts
I wont do facts
[Voice of Reason]
I know the mentality, Ive been around
Youll blame someone else when it all falls down
Sooner or later, youll be wearing a frown
[Trump Voter]
I wont do facts
No, I wont do facts
Anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump
But I wont do facts
No, I wont do facts
So, this song makes no sense. You are attacking the wrong thing if you want to be effective, but maybe making yourself feel better, so I guess that's good.
If facts don’t support the Trump agenda, then facts lie.
Funny, the ones I see posting left-wing hit pieces and claptrap from the GOP establishment on FR are more likely to be Cruz backers. I think you’d get a better reception for this over at DailyKos or HuffPost.
So witty. So, is it Jeb you want? You know, now, that Cruz CANNOT WIN on the first ballot - so therefore the only thing that happens if Trump loses is that the GOPe gets to choose the candidate (at the convention).
Obviously they won’t choose Cruz...probably not even Rubio. More like Romney, or many Linda, or Kasich, or Jeb.
Which one do you want?
Check out these videos of Cruz being himself if you dare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfKwc5lpZZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQz8vZ0jsU
Only Trump has stood up against the media, China, Mexico ,illegals, Muslims (All of the enemies of America and freedom). etc. All other politicians have not stood up nor said anything against ALL of these enemies of America.
President Trump will tame China! China has been eating our lunch as China makes everything.China uses unfair trade deals against the USA. Where the factories are ,the technology is and so is the power and wealth.China knows this ,S Korea, Japan all of Asia knows this. No one understands this here in America except me and Trump!
Here is Trump 25 years ago saying the same pro-American things he is saying now and explaining how Japan then was doing to the USA what China is today:
Only Trump can make America great again. He is a businessman and is a tribute to all the business men who built America : Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, J.P. Morgan, Vanderbilt, Rockefeller, The Wright Brothers, Alexander Graham Bell, Andrew Carnegie ,Schwab etc.
Only Trump will build the wall. Only Tump will stop China. Only Trump ( And I) understand what China is doing to the USA.
Cruz is a Charlatan .These videos of CRuz behind the scenes prove he is a fraud:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfKwc5lpZZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQz8vZ0jsU
Also Cruz voting for TPA empowering Obama on treaties and the Corker bill empowering the 2nd most evil regime Iran o build nukes (#1 most evil is Obama) prove he is a fake.
You may be entitled to your own facts but not your own opinion.
As the elections of 2006/2008/2012 showed us, America is an IDIOCRACY now.
Facts simply play no part of the discourse, any longer. Whoever has the best and funniest Facebook and Twitter memes are now winning most (Especially big-city and national) elections.
ALAS nothing matters to them. When he takes America Down the tubes further, you will not hear one peep out of them, but they will still have that ring to kiss. Unbelievable.
How about the fact that Cruz is ineligible?
I’m sorry it hurts so many feelings that natural born citizen is an exclusionary term meaning one can only be a US citizen and nothing else, born here of citizen parents.
Naturally a US citizen because there is no other possibility.
Barry Soetoro/Barack Hussein Obama should be proof enough of the wisdom of the founders when they tried to prevent him from being President by requiring someone who could only be a US citizen and nothing else.
Born here of citizen parents.
Naturally a US citizen because there is no other possibility.
One cannot be anything else and also be a natural born citizen.
Obama told us he was born a British Subject.
Who believes Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Jay, Monroe, Madison, etc. would have found him to be a natural born citizen?
Rubio and Cruz think they should get away with it because Barry Soetoro/Barack Hussein Obama got away with it.
Usurpation Day, January 20, 2009, happened with the complete cooperation of both parties.
They want the Constitution changed without the hassle of amending the Constitution.
Confuse people about the clear meaning of a three word phrase and voila, every anchor baby and Winston Chrurchill is eligible.
The bench was the reason the GOP went along with the fig leaf resolution for McCain as cover for Obama.
Jindal, Rubio, Haley and Cruz were all up and comers and the future of the party and ineligible.
THANKS!
Solomon a man of many women penned Ecclesiastes 1:”Vanity of vanities,” saith the Preacher, “vanity of vanities; all is vanity...
Cruz and Foamy won’t be able to catch Trump after Tuesday.
No one can take that away from Teddy, no one.
Even more amazing is that Cruznadians are using all the same techniques that they accuse Trump of using. That is totally amazing.
That is what is the failure of conservatism. They claim the moral high ground but cannot win anything even after 10 years. No wonder the majority is abandoning them.
A couple of things.
First this is just a sin against Meatloaf, I love that song and that was bad.
On the content, I have had many conversations with Trump people and some of it fits. Not all of Trump supporters are that way but a surprising number. I am rooming with one in college, and because Trump said so Cruz is a liar, and no statement of the facts will change his mind. Trumps liberal views are in past and cannot be thought upon, even when he makes statements in today’s electioneering that conflict with conservative principles it doesn’t matter.
More tripe from the tediban. How about a joke?
Q: why does Teddy refuse to wear snakeskin boots?
A: professional courtesy.
Yes Cruz is a fake as those videos show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfKwc5lpZZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQz8vZ0jsU
hope others help spread them around!
Also CRuz voted for the Corker bill which empowered the 2nd most evil regime on Earth to build nuclear weapons.that’s conservative huh cruz bots ?
Cruz also pushed for and voted for TPA which gave up Congress’s power to evil Obama which will allow Obama to make treaties which will destroy the USA.
Tuesday is VC day victory over Cruz day! Go Trump !
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