Since Oct 2, 2004
Q: Whats the difference between a cruznadian and a jellyfish?
A: One is a stinging, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: How many cruznadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Any cruznadian knows that its far better to beat up the person with the lightbulbs and spend hours howling at the darkness than it is to screw in a lightbulb.
Q: Why do you never see a cruznadian at the beach?
A: Cats always try to bury them in the sand.
Q: How do you stop a cruznadian from drowning?
A: Stop holding them under.
Q: Why does Teddy refuse to wear snakeskin boots?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you call the only happy, smiling person at a Cruz dinner?
A: The caterer.
Q: How do you make Teddy smile for a photo?
A:Yell out: CONTRIBUTION!
Q: Why is Teddy's middle name Edward?
A: Because "Milhous" doesn't translate well into Spanish.
Q: What's the difference between Teddy and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Teddy.