Marco Rubio has a new name.... Marco RUBOT !

Talking Points Memo ^ | 2-6-16 | Allegra Kirkland

[Celtic_Storm]

"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie tore Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) apart on Saturday night for repeating the exact same line about President Barack Obama three times in four minutes during ABC’s Republican presidential debate, calling it his memorized 25-second speech.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/christie-rubio-scripted-abc-debate

[Celtic_Storm]

Much to the surprise of the audience at Saturday night's debate, Marco "Rubio" exposed the well kept secret that he is in fact a robot. Apparently there was a short circuit in his electronics, as viewers were shocked to hear him repeat the same spiel over and over. Governor Christie pointed this out to him, which had no effect on RUBOT, as he was too busy repeating what he had already said moments ago. Investigators have located photos of RUBOT before his outer layer of "skin" was applied... http://tinyurl.com/zhkrp73

Video of RUBOT during the malfunction..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmRLzbsmJkU

MARCO RUBOT.....make his new name go viral!!

[GregKremer]

"king Cobra" teleprompter perverted open-border...

[Windflier]

Marcobot rolls better off the tongue.

[Impy]

[Darksheare]

M oh dee too.
Assembled wrong at a copa cabana back room.

[Fresh Wind]

He came very close to saying he was going to make America great again!

[Sequoyah101]

Little Murko reminds me of a 17 year-old running for Sr. Class President.

He is that trite and that canned.

[uncitizen]

Yes but at least the 17 year olds heart is in it. The 17 year old really cares about what he’s doing. Cares about his school and fellow students and making things better.

Rubio cares about Rubio. And increasing Rubios bank account. Whatever it takes.

[Theophilus]

I had my own little focus group, my wife and kids. They all liked Rubio. He looked good, he was happy, he spoke clearly and he relentlessly attacked Obama.

I'm for Cruz, Rubio is my second preference. They other tragically missed thr opportunity to score big with little (l)ibertrians by stating they would abolish Selective Service and demand a full Declaration of War before going to war.

[buffyt]

The Gay Years....

[buffyt]

That is exactly what I have been saying about him!

[twister881]

Dondi had his entire family with him at the debate; he’s been reading the rumors. Latin Gay Boy South Beach Foam Party past is catching up.

[dmacg]

TPM and Free Republic all on the same page, taking down a conservative, meanwhile asking for my support. No thank you.

[uglybiker]

He wouldn't be the first robot to hold office.

[tflabo]

Welcome to our world. We FReeps knew that Rubio was a walking jukebox. Punch in the alpha-numeric buttons and out come his golden hits. Remember when the old vinyl records got a deep scratch and the music got stuck repeating over and over again?

[Darksheare]

Rubio is not a conservative.
He is for illegal immigration and amnesty, supported the Obama admin actions in Libya, Syria, etc, and moves in hand puppet lockstep with everything McCain tells him to.
Recall Gang of 8?
Ruuuuuubio was on it...

[PraiseTheLord]

Fortunately, the little twirp is

NOT A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN

AND IT SHOWS

[dmacg]

“He is for illegal immigration”. When liberals write, I look for the first sentence to be false. Not FR.

” supported Obama admin on Libya’ No, he supported taking it to Congress. They didn’t.

You reply me to make me less informed?

[stars & stripes forever]

[Yes but at least the 17 year olds heart is in it.]

The United States does not need an adolescent running the White House.

[stars & stripes forever]

[my wife and kids. They all liked Rubio. He looked good, he was happy]

RUBIO is not competing for a role in HAPPY DAYS. We need someone with true grit.