Much to the surprise of the audience at Saturday night's debate, Marco "Rubio" exposed the well kept secret that he is in fact a robot. Apparently there was a short circuit in his electronics, as viewers were shocked to hear him repeat the same spiel over and over. Governor Christie pointed this out to him, which had no effect on RUBOT, as he was too busy repeating what he had already said moments ago. Investigators have located photos of RUBOT before his outer layer of "skin" was applied... http://tinyurl.com/zhkrp73
Video of RUBOT during the malfunction..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmRLzbsmJkU
MARCO RUBOT.....make his new name go viral!!
To: Celtic_Storm
"king Cobra"
teleprompter perverted open-border...2 posted on
02/07/2016 12:39:41 AM PST by
GregKremer
(Vote Ted Cruz!)
To: Celtic_Storm
Marcobot rolls better off the tongue.
3 posted on
02/07/2016 12:43:35 AM PST by
Windflier
(Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
To: Celtic_Storm; fieldmarshaldj; Bender2
4 posted on
02/07/2016 12:47:51 AM PST by
Impy
(They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
To: Celtic_Storm
M oh dee too.
Assembled wrong at a copa cabana back room.
5 posted on
02/07/2016 1:08:03 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Celtic_Storm
He came very close to saying he was going to make America great again!
6 posted on
02/07/2016 1:16:49 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(Falcon 105)
To: Celtic_Storm
Little Murko reminds me of a 17 year-old running for Sr. Class President.
He is that trite and that canned.
7 posted on
02/07/2016 1:18:43 AM PST by
Sequoyah101
(It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
To: Celtic_Storm
TPM and Free Republic all on the same page, taking down a conservative, meanwhile asking for my support. No thank you.
13 posted on
02/07/2016 3:13:38 AM PST by
dmacg
To: Celtic_Storm
He wouldn't be the first robot to hold office.
14 posted on
02/07/2016 3:21:01 AM PST by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: Celtic_Storm
Welcome to our world. We FReeps knew that Rubio was a walking jukebox. Punch in the alpha-numeric buttons and out come his golden hits. Remember when the old vinyl records got a deep scratch and the music got stuck repeating over and over again?
15 posted on
02/07/2016 3:26:00 AM PST by
tflabo
(res about them)
To: Celtic_Storm
Last night I called him RoboRubio.
22 posted on
02/07/2016 5:26:31 AM PST by
Charles Henrickson
(Social and constitutional conservative)
To: Celtic_Storm
He memorized that speech that he repeated 4 times, but he also dodged almost as many times just what he did do when he wasn’t showing up for work in the senate and being truant? I wish Christie would have said something to the effect of “Rubio is the Cuban Obama, as they both missed most of their senatorial careers while instead abandoning their job for their further ambitions of the white house.
To: Celtic_Storm
Great stuff guys, except for the absurd claim that RUBOT is a conservative.
Repeating that claim over and over will not make it true.
But it will make you look like another RUBOT.
Seems like a case of trolling to me. Troll elsewhere Troll.
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