Posted on 10/31/2014 12:05:49 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Happy Halloween...
Obama ran for President.
He won.
I dreamed the country elected a socialist, closet homo foreigner that ruined our country, then I woke up and realized it was November 5th, 2008.
Ooooo. Creepiness. Bwaa hahaha
As I turned on the news, I thought yesterday had been a nightmare, but then I heard the announcer: “Madam President Michelle Obama…”
Give me a minute to get the hair back down on my neck...
On November 5th Democrats won the Senate AND the House from voter fraud. Republicans did nothing...again.
Obama won.
Twice.
“If we want to find out what the Constitution means, we just need to read it.” I said. The government officials laughed harder than they ever had before.
I went to the poll to vote, as I’ve done in every election since 1972. But when I got there, I discovered the ballot only offered a choice between Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush.
“No, we haven’t read it. We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it”
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Reddit had such a contest a couple of years ago.
A man put his son to bed, but the kid insisted he check for monsters under the bed. He looks under the bed and his kid is under there and says there is a monster on his bed.
Something like that won.
I VOTED FOR OBAMA.
AND I GOT EBOLA...
That’s the scariest story EVER.
"I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."
and:
"I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead."
Two Word Horror Story: Democrat Party
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