Obama ran for President.
He won.
I dreamed the country elected a socialist, closet homo foreigner that ruined our country, then I woke up and realized it was November 5th, 2008.
Ooooo. Creepiness. Bwaa hahaha
As I turned on the news, I thought yesterday had been a nightmare, but then I heard the announcer: “Madam President Michelle Obama…”
On November 5th Democrats won the Senate AND the House from voter fraud. Republicans did nothing...again.
“If we want to find out what the Constitution means, we just need to read it.” I said. The government officials laughed harder than they ever had before.
I went to the poll to vote, as I’ve done in every election since 1972. But when I got there, I discovered the ballot only offered a choice between Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush.
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Reddit had such a contest a couple of years ago.
A man put his son to bed, but the kid insisted he check for monsters under the bed. He looks under the bed and his kid is under there and says there is a monster on his bed.
Something like that won.
I VOTED FOR OBAMA.
AND I GOT EBOLA...
"I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."
and:
"I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead."
Two Word Horror Story: Democrat Party