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No Killing of Believer Lice in Muslim Beards – Beheading Christians is Still OK
Freedom Outpost ^
| August 27, 2013
| Dean Garrison
Posted on 08/27/2013 7:53:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Sometimes I stumble upon a story that I can’t pass up. This is one of those times. It would be morally wrong to have a couple of slices of bacon with your eggs but by all means you can not disturb or try to eradicate the blessed lice living in Muslim beards, for they are special lice that were sent forth by Allah. I am not making this up.
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KEYWORDS: beards; civilwar; fatwa; freesyrianarmy; islam; islamists; jihadists; lice; looneytunes; muslimmoonbats; muslims; napl; nutjobs; syria
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New Fatwa for The Free Syrian Army: No Killing of Believer Lice in Muslim Beards – Beheading Christians is Still OK
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Now that is lousy theology!
(Duck’n & runn’n)
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posted on
08/27/2013 7:55:04 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
To: al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; ...
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posted on
08/27/2013 7:55:38 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Lice have more respect for themselves.
To: 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ALlRightAllTheTime; ...
Jihadis be crazy!
PING!
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posted on
08/27/2013 7:57:04 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Allahu FUBAR! These primates are about 14 centuries behind the rest of us. Blessed lice .....
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posted on
08/27/2013 7:58:14 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
HOLY BEARD BUGS, BATMAN!!!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Are we sure this isnt a parody? Please tell me its “just” humor.
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:00:40 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
(Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
To: MeshugeMikey
I only wish it were. I have seen no indication that it is.
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:01:32 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:03:47 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Good grief. I thought I’d heard everything.
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:05:10 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; MeshugeMikey; null and void
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"
That's what makes this such a devastating curse.
You're not allowed to kill the believer fleas, or lice or whatever creepy crawlers you share with your pet goat.
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:12:26 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Minds entirely reprobated.
Comment #14 Removed by Moderator
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
These people are nuckin’ futz!
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:20:24 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"ALLAHU AKBAR!"
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:20:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Have you seen close-up photos? Some body lice look like little lobsters,
with pincers and metal teeth and the biting and hurting and ....
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:24:37 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: tumblindice
Yes. I didn’t post those pictures because they made ME ill!
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:38:45 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The seemingly endless trail of better known SHARIA Oddities was staggering..this new tidbit ....FLABBERGASTING
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:50:47 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
(Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
To: Cicero
You very likley had heard everything up until the Issuance of this New Fatwa
They are apparently regressing back to a LONG gone pre hysteric era...
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posted on
08/27/2013 8:50:47 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
(Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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