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No Killing of Believer Lice in Muslim Beards Beheading Christians is Still OK
Freedom Outpost ^ | August 27, 2013 | Dean Garrison

Posted on 08/27/2013 7:53:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Sometimes I stumble upon a story that I can’t pass up. This is one of those times. It would be morally wrong to have a couple of slices of bacon with your eggs but by all means you can not disturb or try to eradicate the blessed lice living in Muslim beards, for they are special lice that were sent forth by Allah. I am not making this up.

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KEYWORDS: beards; civilwar; fatwa; freesyrianarmy; islam; islamists; jihadists; lice; looneytunes; muslimmoonbats; muslims; napl; nutjobs; syria
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New Fatwa for The Free Syrian Army: No Killing of Believer Lice in Muslim Beards – Beheading Christians is Still OK


1 posted on 08/27/2013 7:53:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Now that is lousy theology!

(Duck’n & runn’n)


2 posted on 08/27/2013 7:55:04 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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3 posted on 08/27/2013 7:55:38 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Lice have more respect for themselves.


4 posted on 08/27/2013 7:56:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ALlRightAllTheTime; ...

Jihadis be crazy!

PING!

5 posted on 08/27/2013 7:57:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Allahu FUBAR! These primates are about 14 centuries behind the rest of us. Blessed lice .....


6 posted on 08/27/2013 7:58:14 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

HOLY BEARD BUGS, BATMAN!!!


7 posted on 08/27/2013 8:00:22 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Are we sure this isnt a parody? Please tell me its “just” humor.


8 posted on 08/27/2013 8:00:40 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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I only wish it were. I have seen no indication that it is.


9 posted on 08/27/2013 8:01:32 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!


10 posted on 08/27/2013 8:03:47 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Good grief. I thought I’d heard everything.


11 posted on 08/27/2013 8:05:10 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; MeshugeMikey; null and void
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"

That's what makes this such a devastating curse.

You're not allowed to kill the believer fleas, or lice or whatever creepy crawlers you share with your pet goat.
12 posted on 08/27/2013 8:12:26 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Minds entirely reprobated.


13 posted on 08/27/2013 8:15:21 PM PDT by John Leland 1789
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

These people are nuckin’ futz!


15 posted on 08/27/2013 8:20:24 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

"ALLAHU AKBAR!"



16 posted on 08/27/2013 8:20:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Have you seen close-up photos? Some body lice look like little lobsters,
with pincers and metal teeth and the biting and hurting and ....


17 posted on 08/27/2013 8:24:37 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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Yes. I didn’t post those pictures because they made ME ill!


18 posted on 08/27/2013 8:38:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The seemingly endless trail of better known SHARIA Oddities was staggering..this new tidbit ....FLABBERGASTING


19 posted on 08/27/2013 8:50:47 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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To: Cicero

You very likley had heard everything up until the Issuance of this New Fatwa

They are apparently regressing back to a LONG gone pre hysteric era...


20 posted on 08/27/2013 8:50:47 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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