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No Killing of Believer Lice in Muslim Beards Beheading Christians is Still OK
Freedom Outpost ^ | August 27, 2013 | Dean Garrison

Posted on 08/27/2013 7:53:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Sometimes I stumble upon a story that I can’t pass up. This is one of those times. It would be morally wrong to have a couple of slices of bacon with your eggs but by all means you can not disturb or try to eradicate the blessed lice living in Muslim beards, for they are special lice that were sent forth by Allah. I am not making this up.

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KEYWORDS: beards; civilwar; fatwa; freesyrianarmy; islam; islamists; jihadists; lice; looneytunes; muslimmoonbats; muslims; napl; nutjobs; syria
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New Fatwa for The Free Syrian Army: No Killing of Believer Lice in Muslim Beards – Beheading Christians is Still OK


1 posted on 08/27/2013 7:53:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Now that is lousy theology!

(Duck’n & runn’n)


2 posted on 08/27/2013 7:55:04 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; ...

3 posted on 08/27/2013 7:55:38 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Lice have more respect for themselves.


4 posted on 08/27/2013 7:56:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ALlRightAllTheTime; ...

Jihadis be crazy!

PING!

5 posted on 08/27/2013 7:57:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Allahu FUBAR! These primates are about 14 centuries behind the rest of us. Blessed lice .....


6 posted on 08/27/2013 7:58:14 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

HOLY BEARD BUGS, BATMAN!!!


7 posted on 08/27/2013 8:00:22 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Are we sure this isnt a parody? Please tell me its “just” humor.


8 posted on 08/27/2013 8:00:40 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I only wish it were. I have seen no indication that it is.


9 posted on 08/27/2013 8:01:32 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!


10 posted on 08/27/2013 8:03:47 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Good grief. I thought I’d heard everything.


11 posted on 08/27/2013 8:05:10 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; MeshugeMikey; null and void
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"

That's what makes this such a devastating curse.

You're not allowed to kill the believer fleas, or lice or whatever creepy crawlers you share with your pet goat.
12 posted on 08/27/2013 8:12:26 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Minds entirely reprobated.


13 posted on 08/27/2013 8:15:21 PM PDT by John Leland 1789
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Just for conversation’s sake, mind you.... how do you throw that thing?


14 posted on 08/27/2013 8:16:47 PM PDT by Yehuda (Pres Obortion, Sen.McAnus, & Hillary Rotten Clinton all kiss the *ss of the muslim brotherhood.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

These people are nuckin’ futz!


15 posted on 08/27/2013 8:20:24 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

"ALLAHU AKBAR!"



16 posted on 08/27/2013 8:20:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Have you seen close-up photos? Some body lice look like little lobsters,
with pincers and metal teeth and the biting and hurting and ....


17 posted on 08/27/2013 8:24:37 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: tumblindice

Yes. I didn’t post those pictures because they made ME ill!


18 posted on 08/27/2013 8:38:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The seemingly endless trail of better known SHARIA Oddities was staggering..this new tidbit ....FLABBERGASTING


19 posted on 08/27/2013 8:50:47 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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To: Cicero

You very likley had heard everything up until the Issuance of this New Fatwa

They are apparently regressing back to a LONG gone pre hysteric era...


20 posted on 08/27/2013 8:50:47 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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To: shibumi
were not the current "canon" of Sharia Law not FOUL and bizarre enough, this presumably very recent FATWA reads like something from the time of the "dawn" of islam. the wishes that islam would reform...will never be realized
21 posted on 08/27/2013 8:50:47 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Mad Moe says: Be Nice to lice OR ELSE!


22 posted on 08/27/2013 9:47:59 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!t happened world wide.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Kill the lice!!!


23 posted on 08/27/2013 10:47:38 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Their beards are THAT important? Folks, I think we may have just found their Achilles Heel. We just have to figure out how to exploit it.


24 posted on 08/27/2013 11:01:41 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Uncle Miltie: Obama poisoned race relations for a generation. Everything is racial now.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WTF!?


25 posted on 08/27/2013 11:17:14 PM PDT by Bobalu (Bobo the Wonder Marxist leads Operation Rodeo Clown against Syria)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

An overwhelming outbreak of Typhus coming soon! That will wipe them off the board.


26 posted on 08/28/2013 4:31:55 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Nair bomb....


27 posted on 08/28/2013 11:38:26 AM PDT by Hessian (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Good. Ley these fools keep their lice...I could not agree more.

Perhaps these lice have been sent forth by God to be a scurge to these animals, and it is fitting because animals have lice and can’t get rid of them either.

So, let them contract the conditions and diseases associated with the lice as well.


28 posted on 08/28/2013 1:19:21 PM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: TBP
Kill the lice!!!

Why do that? Let the miserable savages have 'em!

29 posted on 08/28/2013 7:34:39 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: Yehuda
Just for conversation’s sake, mind you.... how do you throw that thing?

Very, very carefully.

30 posted on 08/28/2013 7:35:51 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well, that explains it.

No wonder so many Muslim enclaves seem backwards. They're starting from scratch...

31 posted on 08/28/2013 7:37:03 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOL!


32 posted on 08/28/2013 11:05:54 PM PDT by Yehuda (Pres Obortion, Sen.McAnus, & Hillary Rotten Clinton all kiss the *ss of the muslim brotherhood.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

You do it precisely because they won’t allow it.


33 posted on 08/29/2013 2:30:33 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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