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Best Gay Cowboy Joke Ever
Reaganite Republican ^
| 16 August 2013
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 08/16/2013 12:11:55 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand...
Two cowboys applied for the job: one was gay, and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He soon proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kickup your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
1:00 am came, however, and he didn't return. 2:00 and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around 2:30, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her and said
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off."
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks..." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said-
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
-h/t Kirby-
TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: funny; gay; humor; joke
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To: elcid1970
Of course, with that new law in California lots of male lesbians will announce that they are sexually comfortable only in the girls’ locker room, so stay tuned.LOL....ummm... do you think that would work?
To: Reaganite Republican
To: mikeus_maximus
Yet another example of the Law of Unintended Consequences, brought to you by Governor Moonbeam, where giving legal standing to a brand new subset of “victims of discrimination and/or exclusion” will only guarantee that lawsuits will soon be coming out of the woodwork.
;^)
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posted on
08/16/2013 2:16:05 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Chocolate bar with a broomstick for a handle.
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posted on
08/16/2013 3:13:34 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: Reaganite Republican
A cowboy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I`m so thirsty, I could drink the sweat off a bull`s b@lls!”.
A gay guy down on the end of the bar looks up and says, “Well, moo, moo, buckaroo.”
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08/16/2013 4:51:21 PM PDT
by
nomad
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