Skip to comments.Best Gay Cowboy Joke Ever
Posted on 08/16/2013 12:11:55 PM PDT by Reaganite RepublicanA successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand...
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
2:00 and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around 2:30, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
Then she looked at him and said-
*** PING ***
Okay, that’s pretty good.
OK heres why he was late;
Ya know how to get 4 homo cowboys on a bar stool???
Turn it upside down!
LOL! Good one.
I think this one is better:
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it’s a gay
“What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
“What’s the name of your willy?”
The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All
I want is a drink.”
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you
until you tell me
the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called
NIKE, for the slogan
‘Just Do It.’ That guy down at the end of the bar
calls his SNICKERS,
because ‘It really Satisfies.’ “
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells
him he will give him a second to think it over. So the
cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping
on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?”
The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.”
The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why Timex?”
The fella proudly replies, “ ‘Cause it takes a lickin’
and keeps on
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his
right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what
do you guys call
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
“FORD, because “’Quality is Job One” “ Then he adds,
“Have you driven a Ford lately?”
The guy next to him then says, “I call mine
CHEVY.....’Like a Rock!’ And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims “The
name of my willy is SECRET. Now give
me a beer.”
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but
with a puzzled look asks “Why Secret?”
The cowboy says, “Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!!
Very good! I have one too. The best gay cowboy joke ever is Obama wearing a Stetson.
"Can I push your stool in for you?"
I thought that was Tony Romo. (ducking for cover)
Hate crime alert
I like that.
There was the local sitting at the Silver Dollar Bar in Jackson Hole, when this cute young gal from California comes in.
“Oh my gawd - are you a REAL cowboy”.
“Um, why yes I am maam. And what are you?”
“I’m a lesbian!”
“A lesbian, what in tarnation is a lesbian?”
“You know. I like girls. I like EVERYTHING about girls. Their smooth skin, soft hair, supple lips, delicate hands. I just love girls.”
“Well hell, I thought I was a cowboy, but I guess I’m a lesbian too!”
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