LOL!
I think this one is better:
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it’s a gay
bar.
“What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a
drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
“What’s the name of your willy?”
The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All
I want is a drink.”
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you
until you tell me
the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called
NIKE, for the slogan
‘Just Do It.’ That guy down at the end of the bar
calls his SNICKERS,
because ‘It really Satisfies.’ “
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells
him he will give him a second to think it over. So the
cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping
on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?”
The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.”
The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why Timex?”
The fella proudly replies, “ ‘Cause it takes a lickin’
and keeps on
tickin!’
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his
right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what
do you guys call
yours?”
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
“FORD, because “’Quality is Job One” “ Then he adds,
“Have you driven a Ford lately?”
The guy next to him then says, “I call mine
CHEVY.....’Like a Rock!’ And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims “The
name of my willy is SECRET. Now give
me a beer.”
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but
with a puzzled look asks “Why Secret?”
The cowboy says, “Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!!