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Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman
wordpress ^ | July 15, 2013 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

Posted on 07/15/2013 11:47:56 AM PDT by grundle

Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

On July 15, 2013, thousands of protestors in Times Square chanted:

“Trayvon did not have to die. We don’t know the reason why.”

To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.

Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.

Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.

Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.

Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.

That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

It works for me.

And if you follow these steps, it will work for you too.



TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: georgezimmerman; justicefortrayvon; trayvonmartin; zimmerman
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1 posted on 07/15/2013 11:47:56 AM PDT by grundle
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To: grundle

This is spot on; I have avoided these missteps as well and, to date, have not been shot by George Zimmerman. It’s solid advice.


2 posted on 07/15/2013 11:49:46 AM PDT by 101stAirborneVet
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To: grundle

I might share this on Facebook, but there’s some people on the other side on my friends list.


3 posted on 07/15/2013 11:54:34 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper
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To: grundle

You left out, ‘Don’t try to grab George Zimmerman’s gun while saying, “tonight you die, ************”’


4 posted on 07/15/2013 11:55:28 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: grundle
Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.
Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.
Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.
Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.
That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

Step #0: Learn to plan ahead. Don't wait until the last minute to buy your Skittles.

5 posted on 07/15/2013 11:55:33 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("...Someone handed the keys to the Forum to the OPC and its sympathizers...")
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To: grundle

nice


6 posted on 07/15/2013 11:55:45 AM PDT by capt B
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To: grundle

Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired?


7 posted on 07/15/2013 11:56:03 AM PDT by Sam Gamgee (May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - Patton)
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To: grundle

And when someone seems to be following you, and you arrive at your home, go inside and shut and lock the door!


8 posted on 07/15/2013 11:56:04 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Yeah, me too. But I post it anyway.


9 posted on 07/15/2013 11:56:15 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: 101stAirborneVet

This is amazing! I haven’t done this to anyone ever, and not only haven’t I been shot by George Zimmerman, I haven’t been shot by ANYONE, ever!

Whoever the author of this piece is is wise beyond my ability to comprehend. This is so simple it just might work for everyone. It certainly worked for me! This person should immediately astart working for the government on anti violence initiatives. I’ll bet that this can be applied so many other ways, like:

If you don’t rob a store, you won’t get shot by the store owner.

If you don’t carjack a car, you won’t be shot by the driver.

If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.

I wonder what other wonderful applications of this COMPLETELY NEW CONCEPT might my fellow FReepers be able to come up with>? Chime in, fellow patriots!


10 posted on 07/15/2013 11:57:34 AM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: Sam Gamgee

Go do your own research....sheesh.


11 posted on 07/15/2013 11:59:59 AM PDT by goodnesswins (R.I.P. Doherty, Smith, Stevens, Woods.)
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To: grundle
Or it could have gone like this:

- Hey, are you following me?
- Ummm, yes.
- May I ask why?
- Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you...
- Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer.
- OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way.
They shake hands.
- No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

12 posted on 07/15/2013 12:00:54 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: 101stAirborneVet; grundle
I can see starting up a whole thread of these, kind of like the Chuck Norris jokes, or "If you . . ., you just might be shot by George Zimmerman" (hat tip to "You just might be a redneck").

Unfortunately I'm not feeling creative enough to kick it off.

13 posted on 07/15/2013 12:01:00 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (Buck Off, Bronco Bama)
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To: Sam Gamgee

Sam Gamgee ~:” Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired? “

Read the sworn depositions !
Read the court transcripts !
Read the decision of the court !


14 posted on 07/15/2013 12:02:29 PM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt (“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.” - Ronald Reagan)
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To: VideoPaul

“If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.”

If you must point anything animate at a cop; make sure that it’s not a puppy dog.


15 posted on 07/15/2013 12:06:07 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: Sam Gamgee

Good God do some research.


16 posted on 07/15/2013 12:07:16 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty.-Thomas Jefferson)
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To: grundle

A bit limited to talking head points.

I would have added Don’t tell Zimmerman he is going to die tonight


17 posted on 07/15/2013 12:10:14 PM PDT by School of Rational Thought
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To: VideoPaul
If you don't break and enter your way into a home, you won't get shot by the person or persons living there.

If you don't try to kidnap and or attack a women, you won't get shot to death by the handgun in her purse.

P.S. What is a Skittle and why would I want to buy one?

18 posted on 07/15/2013 12:10:44 PM PDT by wmileo
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To: grundle

Step 1 should be - Don’t become irrationally rageful if George Zimmerman seems interested in what you are doing or where you are going in his neighborhood.


19 posted on 07/15/2013 12:11:35 PM PDT by zencycler
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
I might share this on Facebook, but there’s some people on the other side on my friends list.

And of course, they give the slightest thought towards your viewpoints before pasting in whatever MoveOn.Org has determined is the liberal copy paste of the day...

20 posted on 07/15/2013 12:13:10 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: null and void
Or it could have gone like this:

- Hey, are you following me?
- Ummm, yes.
- May I ask why?
- Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you...
- Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer.
- OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way.
- They shake hands.
- No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

I'd like to buy the World a Coke...

And just what color is the sky on the planet where you live?

Regards,
GtG

21 posted on 07/15/2013 12:14:23 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: Sam Gamgee

Since you haven’t really followed the case, what causes you to think that this was not how the events transpired?


22 posted on 07/15/2013 12:14:35 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Sam Gamgee

23 posted on 07/15/2013 12:14:49 PM PDT by justa-hairyape
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To: Alex Murphy

If someone is following you,

go home and lock your door.

Optionally, call the police to say there’s a creepy assed cracker stalking the neighborhood.


24 posted on 07/15/2013 12:15:46 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Twotone

and after locking the door, call 911 instead of Tons of Fun.


25 posted on 07/15/2013 12:16:12 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: null and void

It could have gone that way, but Trayvon was a gang banger in training. And as such, he felt a need to beat up Zimmerman.

In order to be good liberals, we have to say that this was a racist crime, and.that it doesn’t matter if Trayvon jumped Zimmerman. To liberals, Zimmerman started it all by following Trayvon. If he wasn’t being followed, then Trayvon wouldn’t have started the fight. Understand the liberal logic?


26 posted on 07/15/2013 12:16:46 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: grundle

This is good advice...

Im just like Trayvon...Im NOT a white man...

But following rules like these in my nearly 65 years I have avoided getting shot by George Zimmerman...


27 posted on 07/15/2013 12:17:07 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray; null and void

Handling it that way would be “acting white”, ie, too civilly.


28 posted on 07/15/2013 12:17:42 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray

LOL, I’m jes sayin’...


29 posted on 07/15/2013 12:19:00 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: grundle

I wish Zimmerman hadn’t sent that darn telegram.


30 posted on 07/15/2013 12:20:44 PM PDT by donmeaker (Blunderbuss: A short weapon, ... now superceded in civilized countries by more advanced weaponry.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
It could have gone that way, but Trayvon was a gang banger in training. And as such, he felt a need to beat up Zimmerman.

Exactly my point. An honest man would be more apt to engage in conversation, rather than hook around in back of the follower and cold-cock him in the dark.

31 posted on 07/15/2013 12:21:27 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray
I thought that liberals genuflected at the altar of multi-culturalism.

Where was Trayvon Martin's respect for the culture of others?

Or is multi-culturalism only one-way in the minds of liberals? Or is it really no-way, but is a canard that is played on Conservatives to get them to acquiesce?

-PJ

32 posted on 07/15/2013 12:22:36 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: MrB
Well, there *IS* something to be said for acting like a civilized person...
33 posted on 07/15/2013 12:22:52 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

Yeah, as the topic of the thread states - acting like a civilized person keeps George Zimmerman from shooting you.


34 posted on 07/15/2013 12:23:44 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: grundle

LOL!!!


35 posted on 07/15/2013 12:23:45 PM PDT by MeganC (A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll never need one again.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

People on “the other side” are too stupid to be one of my friends.


36 posted on 07/15/2013 12:23:50 PM PDT by traderrob6
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To: Dilbert San Diego

I guess not. Didn’t Zimmerman start the ball rolling by looking at Trayvon while he was sitting in truck. In return for the disrespect shown, Trayvon circled the truck.


37 posted on 07/15/2013 12:24:18 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: grundle

I’ve been following those easy steps diligently for my entire adult life. I don’t know if I will end up living forever but so far so good.


38 posted on 07/15/2013 12:24:29 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Alex Murphy
You missed some steps.
39 posted on 07/15/2013 12:25:10 PM PDT by Yosemitest (It's Simple ! Fight, ... or Die !)
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To: Sam Gamgee
Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired?

Check out the links in the post.

40 posted on 07/15/2013 12:28:41 PM PDT by grundle
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To: grundle
He missed the most important one:

#5: Don't go for George Zimmerman's handgun.

41 posted on 07/15/2013 12:34:41 PM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: meatloaf

Exactly what I thought. Trayvon felt “dissed” or disrespected. In ghetto culture, the worst thing you can do is disrespect someone. And in ghetto culture, dissing is met with a violent response.

I think we could ask if Trayvon reacted appropriately, because he was not in the ghetto when this happened, and should not have behaved according to ghetto culture norms when he’s not in the ghetto.


42 posted on 07/15/2013 12:35:08 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: grundle

Step 1: Don’t act like a person that Paula Deen might call an “n-word”.


43 posted on 07/15/2013 12:37:18 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: wmileo; tx_eggman
P.S. What is a Skittle and why would I want to buy one?

Lookee what I found...



Now THAT's rassiss.
44 posted on 07/15/2013 12:37:34 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: grundle

45 posted on 07/15/2013 12:40:11 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Sam Gamgee
Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired?

I'm guessing Mordor doesn't have WiFi?...

46 posted on 07/15/2013 12:41:02 PM PDT by Ol' Dan Tucker (People should not be afraid of the government. Government should be afraid of the people)
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To: wmileo


Used as a sweetener for your watermelon lean.
47 posted on 07/15/2013 12:41:42 PM PDT by caveat emptor (!)
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To: null and void
Or it could have gone like this:
- Hey, are you following me?
- Ummm, yes.
- May I ask why?
- Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you...
- Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer.
- OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way.
They shake hands.
- No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

Now you're just talkin' like a creepy-@$$ cracker!

48 posted on 07/15/2013 12:43:11 PM PDT by Nevermore (...just a typical cracker, clinging to my Constitutional rights...)
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To: Nevermore

Thank you.


49 posted on 07/15/2013 12:44:37 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

It wasn’t only Zimmerman who dissed him. The girl on the phone told him to run home. That must of really cranked him up. I have no doubt Trayvon planned to brag about giving the creepy ass cracker a beatdown to his friends later.

I wonder if in the last few seconds of conscious left to him, Trayvon realized he F U majorly.


50 posted on 07/15/2013 12:45:15 PM PDT by meatloaf
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