Skip to comments.Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman
Posted on 07/15/2013 11:47:56 AM PDT by grundle
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This is spot on; I have avoided these missteps as well and, to date, have not been shot by George Zimmerman. It’s solid advice.
I might share this on Facebook, but there’s some people on the other side on my friends list.
You left out, ‘Don’t try to grab George Zimmerman’s gun while saying, “tonight you die, ************”’
Step #0: Learn to plan ahead. Don't wait until the last minute to buy your Skittles.
Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired?
And when someone seems to be following you, and you arrive at your home, go inside and shut and lock the door!
Yeah, me too. But I post it anyway.
This is amazing! I haven’t done this to anyone ever, and not only haven’t I been shot by George Zimmerman, I haven’t been shot by ANYONE, ever!
Whoever the author of this piece is is wise beyond my ability to comprehend. This is so simple it just might work for everyone. It certainly worked for me! This person should immediately astart working for the government on anti violence initiatives. I’ll bet that this can be applied so many other ways, like:
If you don’t rob a store, you won’t get shot by the store owner.
If you don’t carjack a car, you won’t be shot by the driver.
If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.
I wonder what other wonderful applications of this COMPLETELY NEW CONCEPT might my fellow FReepers be able to come up with>? Chime in, fellow patriots!
Go do your own research....sheesh.
- Hey, are you following me?
- Ummm, yes.
- May I ask why?
- Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you...
- Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer.
- OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way.
They shake hands.
- No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!
Unfortunately I'm not feeling creative enough to kick it off.
Sam Gamgee ~:” Since I havent really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired? “
Read the sworn depositions !
Read the court transcripts !
Read the decision of the court !
“If you dont point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you wont get shot by a cop.”
If you must point anything animate at a cop; make sure that it’s not a puppy dog.
Good God do some research.
A bit limited to talking head points.
I would have added Don’t tell Zimmerman he is going to die tonight
If you don't try to kidnap and or attack a women, you won't get shot to death by the handgun in her purse.
P.S. What is a Skittle and why would I want to buy one?
Step 1 should be - Don’t become irrationally rageful if George Zimmerman seems interested in what you are doing or where you are going in his neighborhood.
And of course, they give the slightest thought towards your viewpoints before pasting in whatever MoveOn.Org has determined is the liberal copy paste of the day...
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