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To: 101stAirborneVet

This is amazing! I haven’t done this to anyone ever, and not only haven’t I been shot by George Zimmerman, I haven’t been shot by ANYONE, ever!

Whoever the author of this piece is is wise beyond my ability to comprehend. This is so simple it just might work for everyone. It certainly worked for me! This person should immediately astart working for the government on anti violence initiatives. I’ll bet that this can be applied so many other ways, like:

If you don’t rob a store, you won’t get shot by the store owner.

If you don’t carjack a car, you won’t be shot by the driver.

If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.

I wonder what other wonderful applications of this COMPLETELY NEW CONCEPT might my fellow FReepers be able to come up with>? Chime in, fellow patriots!


10 posted on 07/15/2013 11:57:34 AM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: VideoPaul

“If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.”

If you must point anything animate at a cop; make sure that it’s not a puppy dog.


15 posted on 07/15/2013 12:06:07 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: VideoPaul
If you don't break and enter your way into a home, you won't get shot by the person or persons living there.

If you don't try to kidnap and or attack a women, you won't get shot to death by the handgun in her purse.

P.S. What is a Skittle and why would I want to buy one?

18 posted on 07/15/2013 12:10:44 PM PDT by wmileo
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