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DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-12 (Pitt sees Bloomberg endorsement as climax change!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 2, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/02/2012 5:49:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Drop everything! Yesterday, November 1, 2012, a date which will live in . . . famy, I guess--yesterday was . . . THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED! (Version 47.1, is it now, Pitt?) And . . . you were there! Ingrain it in your brain!

You see, Pie-eyed Prognosticator Pitt has come out with another prediction! And it's because of what happened yesterday. Now, NOW, we can be sure that Our President, Barack Obamassiah, Healer of Planets and Lowerer of Oceans, will win re-election. It wasn't looking too good up until yesterday, but now The Big Game-Changer has happened.

What is it, you ask? Well, here's what happened. Are you stting down? OK. . . . New York City Mayor Michael Gloomberg . . . HAS ENDORSED BARACK OBAMA! WHOA! You could knock me over with a feather! I never saw THAT coming! Gloomberg endorsed Obama! Who'da thunk it? This is the biggest thing to hit New York since Suzyn Waldman saw Roger Clemens in George Steinbrenner's box! "Oh my goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen, Mayor Gloomberg announcing he is endorsing Barack Obama!"

Pitt pulls a Suzyn Waldman here in this THREAD, "TAKE A PICTURE. WRITE IT DOWN. REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU READ THIS."

So let us now enter the Mind of Pitt, soaked in Killian's Irish Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, predicting that, whatever happens on Tuesday, William Rivers Pitt will make it all about Will, is in the [brackets]:

TAKE A PICTURE. WRITE IT DOWN. REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU READ THIS.

[Why, what is it, Pitt? It must be something DRAMATIC, EARTH-SHAKING, TOTALLY UNEXPECTED!! Tell us, Will! We're on tippytoes! We look to YOU as Mr. Political Expert and Insider of DUmmieland!]

A major endorsement based on climate change.

[Huh? An endorsement based on . . . climate change?? And it's "major"??]

Bloomberg Endorses Obama, Citing Climate Change

[That . . . that's it??? This is your "REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU READ IT" announcement?????]

It's a new day.

[OH, HALLELUJAH! SHOUT IT FROM THE HOUSETOPS!! MAYOR GLOOMBERG ENDORSES OBAMA!! AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE!!! WHOO-HOO!!! GAME-CHANGER! GAME OVER!! IT'S IN THE BAG NOW! PITT SAYS SO! BANK IT!!!!]

[The DUmmies respond to the Pied Piper . . .]

Wow!!!!! My jaw just dropped.

[This DUmmie's jaw just dropped to his feet, because Mayor Gloomberg has just snatched VICTORY from the jaws of defeat! He has endorsed Our President! And because of climate change! Joy oh joy!]

The Rising of the Seas and all . . .

[The Rising in the POLLS, now!]

Kudos to Mr. Bloomberg!!

[I do NOT think this post came from Staten Island.]

Sometimes things happen and force change.

[Like the Romney Tsunami that will happen on Tuesday.]

Isn't it time we get a permanent Democratic congressional majority and put this country back on track?

[Um . . . no.]

I'm more than pleasantly surprised.

[Imagine, Michael Gloomberg, of all people--Michael Gloomberg endorsed OBAMA!! Will wonders never cease??]

So the winds of Sandy...were the harbingers of the Winds of Change.

[Wow! Did you come up with that yourself, DUmmie dorkzilla? I'm impressed! Winds of Sandy, Winds of Change--you are quite the phrase-maker! Plus, "harbinger." Was that on your Word of the Day calendar?]

Welcome to DU, dorkzilla!

[Yes, dorkzilla, you may give CaliforniaPeggy a run for her money as Poet Laureatess of DUmmieland.]

Quite a silver lining to a very, very dark and heavy cloud.

[Almost like a Nate Silver lining!]

Glad you're here! We need you to help us continue to turn the ship of state toward more sensible reality-based waters.

[Like Mayor Gloomberg has helped us avoid an iceberg. . . . But wait, the icebergs are melting, so I guess that metaphor doesn't work anymore. . . . Hmmm. . . . Well, it's something to do with a ship, and sensible waters or something.]

Now get to work.

[DUAC! DUAC! Go tell your fellow Democratics to get out there and VOTE on November 7th!]

It takes a Village ... It takes devistation...it took Sandy...

[Sandy was a Perfect Diluvian Storm!]

it's about time!

[Yes, now Obama will be re-elected in 24 Bloomberg Business Hours!]

thanking Mr. Bloomberg. that is indeed huge. . . .

[I . . . I don't know how Mr. Obama could have carried New York WITHOUT this MAJOR endorsement! And to think, CLIMATE CHANGE is the reason! This changes EVERYTHING!]

Holy crap. . . .

[That's what's piling up right now all over New York City. Heckuva job, Bloomie!]

The fine art of headline writing. I haz it.

[Journalist Pitt congratulates himself for his attention-getting ALL-CAPS headline. Yes, Pitt, what if we had a headline, "ROVE INDICTED. DETAILS IN 24 BUSINESS HOURS."? Or how about, "COAKLEY DEFEATS BROWN. BANK IT."?]

Wow, wow, wow, wow!!!!

[WHEE! WHEE! WHEE! WHEEEEEE!!!! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!]

I'm not surprised at all.

[Party-pooper!]

And I wouldn't be surprised to see Bloomberg run in 2016 . . . as a Democrat. He would be 74 at that point, but he seems plenty sharp and energetic at this stage, so who knows. I think he would get a lot of support.

[Oh, man! Bloomberg/Grayson 2016! Dream Team, baby! Yes!]

Not all one-percenters are like Romney -- i.e. greedy, selfish, money-grubbers who view the world as a zero-sum game -- you must trample down the masses in order to make a buck. Bloomberg is a lot more like Gates and Buffet.

[A Buffet that doesn't serve Big Gulps.]

Bloomberg made a career sh*tting on unions and now runs a city-wide racial profiling campaign in addition to his hobby as a soda-nazi. If that @$$hole ran as a Democrat, there is no way I'd vote for him.

[But, but . . . he endorsed Obama! He gave Obama a second term! And, and . . . CLIMATE CHANGE, fer cryin' out loud!! Plus, Pitt called it "MAJOR"! Doesn't that mean ANYTHING to you??]

To all the Residents on the Northeast Coast affected by this massive storm, This President will keep his word.

[Unless you live on racist, rethuglican Staten Island. Then you can go to hell.]

wowzzzaa!!! is that a snowball I hear melting in hell?

[No, that's a power line down on Staten Island.]

Look up!! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, pigs are flying!!

[A northeast former RINO repiglican flying to Obama's rescue! Un-be-LIEV-able!!]

This is somewhat underwhelming for me. . . . is Bloomberg that popular in New York and among undecided voters?

[DUmmie npk, you have just underwhelmed yourself to your very own Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

"Is Bloomberg that popular in New York" is irrelevant because Romney wasn't going to win there. . . .

[Sorry, DUmmie Spider Jerusalem, only one Kewpie Doll per thread.]

That should do it! Now I can go to the beach on Tuesday!

[Or, if you're on Staten Island, the beach will come to you.]

Part of the wonder of twenty twelve. New millennium.

[Ah, the wonder of it all! Exhilarating, isn't it? Obama, Gloomberg, Pitt. . . . What a world we live in!]

any time a Republican -- even a "RINO" like Bloomberg -- adopts a sanity-based position, it's a red-letter day.

[A BOLSHEVIK-Red-letter day! BTW, DUmmie klook, Michael Gloomberg was a phony "Republican" for about six years, only in order to get elected after Giuliani. For the last five years, Gloomberg has tried to have his liberal Democrat nanny-state ideas thinly disguised as an "independent."]

Covering his butt for the coming rampage about rejecting FEMA help. We already protest in front of his house. I hope he's ready.

[No, Emperor Gloomberg will be putting on a marathon while Staten Island mildews. NEWSFLASH: Gloomberg has just now, moments ago, after much criticism, finally canceled the marathon. But you racist rethuglicans out on Staten Island--you still are on your own.]

No shocker here!

[This, from DUmmie NYC LIberal, who ought to know.]

This really makes me happy, BUT . . . This morning we received a phone call from a Jewish relative who attends synagogue every day with the usual group of regulars, namely retired men. They are all so brainwashed by that film of De Souza that he actually said he was voting for Romney along with all his other Jewish friends, because 'Obama didn't meet with Netenayu' and 'he doesn't like Israel'.

[Ah, the JOOOOS!!! It's a conspiracy, I tell you! Neo-cons!]

We are so depressed now. . . . We are prepared for the worst. . . . We are heartbroken.

[DUmmie sevenseas, don't be such a DUmmie Downer! Cheer up! Turn that frown upside-down! Mayor Gloomberg has endorsed Obama! Everything will be better now! Climate change and everything! Soon, DUmmie sevenseas, soon you will be down to SIX seas, or even five! Healer of the Planet and all! It's happening!]

Great endorsement in principle, but not of much use to Obama considering the late hour and the fact that New York is already in Obama's column.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Every sentient being should be doing the same thing!

[As well as all the Democrats!]

I was at the County Health Department, getting my flu shot, when a staff member and I started talking. She's taking a 3 day weekend, will be back on Tuesday. I told her to make sure she tells patients to vote if they haven't. That's when she told me of Bloomberg's endorsement. I thought about it for a minute and I began to feel much better about Tuesday's outcome.

[One Kook over the Flu Inject.]

Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but Bloomberg was a Democrat before running for Mayor.

[Shh! Quiet!]

OMG. Love it. I can't believe it. . . . Pinch me~ I feel like I must be dreaming.

[Is that you, Suzyn Waldman?]

Heard the story on Randi Rhodes I think. . . .

[So YOU'RE her listener!]

AND a GCC advocate??

[Gullible Climate Change.]

Bless me dearie. I think my bloomers just caught fire!

[Groinal Warming.]

Has anyone heard of Holland, a country in Europe? . . . My father was born in a house that is below sea level today, protected by huge dikes.

[I was wondering where Rosie was lately. Who's she got with her?]

Most of the cities of the world will need to move in the near future because we warmed the earth up too much!

[Tell you what. All you libs there on the east coast, why don't you pack up and move inland? Go west, young moonbats! And north, say, up to Toronto or Saskatchewan or somewhere. No flooding up there. You'll be safe. And you'll have all that Canadian healthcare, eh? But do it fast. I recommend sometime before, oh, Tuesday.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bloomberg; climatechange; climaxchange; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; gloomberg; obama; pitt; sandy; williamriverspitt

"So, Barack, William Rivers Pitt says my endorsement is a game-changer. You're in. Bank it. Would Will Pitt be posting this if it wasn't true?"

1 posted on 11/02/2012 5:49:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/02/2012 5:51:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt sez: Heckuva job, Bloomie!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IN before 10!


3 posted on 11/02/2012 5:53:00 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IJATP!


4 posted on 11/02/2012 5:53:36 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They should put that graphic on the back of a “Big Gulp of 2012” Sandy the Hurricane commemorative cup.


5 posted on 11/02/2012 5:56:16 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Osama bin Laden is dead, Chrysler moved to Italy and China.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well there goes swing state NY. LOL


6 posted on 11/02/2012 5:59:24 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top ten!


7 posted on 11/02/2012 6:07:53 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“A major endorsement based on climate change.”

“This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarium, Age of Aquariummmm...”


8 posted on 11/02/2012 6:09:02 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bloomberg = リベラル
9 posted on 11/02/2012 6:09:36 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: Charles Henrickson

I know DUmmies are predictable but this is almost word for word the same exact stuff they said when Satan endorsed Barack Obama and when Stalin endorsed Barack Obama and when Robespierre gave Barack Obama his full, undying support.


10 posted on 11/02/2012 6:09:50 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Go west, young moonbats! And north, say, up to Toronto or Saskatchewan or somewhere.

As one who lives in Toronto I say FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!

11 posted on 11/02/2012 6:14:37 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[One Kook over the Flu Inject.]

ROFLOL!!! That was brilliant! Still giggling over that one. :o)


12 posted on 11/02/2012 6:55:42 PM PDT by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: Charles Henrickson
TAKE A PICTURE. WRITE IT DOWN. REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU READ THIS.

I was at a Newton schoolyard taking pictures and writing down evidence for a pending class action lawsuit.

13 posted on 11/02/2012 7:59:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT jinxed Obama with this thread just like he jinxed Martha “Banked it” Coakley. Hey DUmmies, if Obama loses you can blame Pitt.


14 posted on 11/02/2012 8:04:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: samiam1972; Charles Henrickson

That was positively Steynian.

Quick word association by sheer phonetics is a right-brained,left-handed thing most of us struggle with, but appreciate when we hear it.


15 posted on 11/02/2012 8:42:24 PM PDT by One Name (Ultimately, the TRUTH is a razor's edge and no man can sit astride it.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Wow, wow, wow, wow!!!!

he, he he!!!!

16 posted on 11/02/2012 8:45:27 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sure he would. Doesn’t he have a gig on Current TV?


17 posted on 11/02/2012 8:48:35 PM PDT by sauropod (For Barack so loved the poor, he created millions more of them.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"To all the Residents on the Northeast Coast affected by this massive storm, This President will keep his word.

Tell that to the folks in Staten Island. If Bloomberg won't let them have electricity except under duress, why should Obama?

18 posted on 11/02/2012 8:50:18 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Olog-hai
More like 左翼
19 posted on 11/02/2012 9:44:46 PM PDT by UltraV (I use the term Leftist not liberal, because a true liberal would not support government censorship.)
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To: UltraV
レフトウイング, eh? No disputing that.
20 posted on 11/02/2012 9:50:29 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: Charles Henrickson
Every sentient being should be doing the same thing!

That leaves the DUmmies out.

21 posted on 11/02/2012 10:45:45 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson

After reading this it is clearly apparent that the DUmmies don’t have the slightest suspicion of the approaching Romney Tsunami.

I expected them to show some cautious optimism concerning an irrelevant Bloomberg endorsement. Instead they actually think it’s a game changer.

Poor DUmmies. Hopefully they’re all low on their psychedelic refills. As soon as the first results start coming in they’ll all be rifling through their medicine cabinets looking for some comfort.


22 posted on 11/02/2012 11:47:11 PM PDT by Nasher (Mitt Romney just took Obama for a cross country drive strapped to the roof of his car.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Golly gee whiz. Gun-grabber and psycho nanny-state tyrant Bloomberg endorses fellow gun-grabber and psycho nanny-state tyrant Obama -- Who'd A Thunk It?!?!

Not one single DUmmie.
...............

23 posted on 11/03/2012 6:08:29 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So the winds of Sandy...were the harbingers of the Winds of Change.

Almost enough to make them believe in God...

24 posted on 11/03/2012 7:11:58 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
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To: Charles Henrickson

EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S SANDY


{To the tune of “Everyone Knows It’s Windy” by The Association.}

Who flooded out the whole New York subway
Bringing up blame from Dems everywhere
Who ended up a plus for O-Zero
Everyone knows it’s Sandy.

Who ripped right through the streets of the City
Damaging things wherever she’d been
Who’d Bloomberg use to capture the moment-
Everyone knows it’s Sandy...

Sandy had a stormy eye
Because of the Climate Change lie
This story’s got wings to fly
From all the Clowns (From all the Clowns)
From all the Clowns (From all the Clowns)


25 posted on 11/03/2012 9:34:29 AM PDT by mikrofon (3 More Days! ... 3 More Days!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Or, if you’re on Staten Island, the beach will come to you.]

Great dark humor

[One Kook over the Flu Inject.]

That is just LOL funny!

I’m feeling better now that William Pitt is banking on an Obama win!


26 posted on 11/03/2012 5:39:43 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
wowzzzaa!!! is that a snowball I hear melting in hell?

[No, that's a power line down on Staten Island.]

Charles, you have been on a roll lately, you devil! I love reading DUFU when it makes me laugh until coffee shoots out of my nose! Thanks for the morning giggles! Keep it coming!

27 posted on 11/04/2012 2:43:19 AM PST by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: Squawk 8888
As one who lives in Toronto I say FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!

Come to the light side, Luke! America is calling your spirit home! Or you can just come visit us for a week.

28 posted on 11/04/2012 2:46:28 AM PST by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: PJ-Comix
TAKE A PICTURE. WRITE IT DOWN. REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU READ THIS.

I was at a Newton schoolyard taking pictures and writing down evidence for a pending class action lawsuit.

...with a temporary sock puppet in my pocket.

(LOL I remember that thread on DU from so many years ago!)

29 posted on 11/04/2012 2:52:50 AM PST by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: Nasher

DU will be shutting itself down to only members on election night and beyond so that they can limit veiwing of the impending meltdown (Just like 2004.) If you haven’t done it yet, be sure to join or check in often to DUFU so that the few of us that fly under the DU radar can let you in on the slide of insanity.

Wish us luck. Some never come back from DU without some sort of infliction. It took weeks to stop the drooling out of the left side of my mouth when I heard the name of GW Bush from 2004 election. I’m am now ready, once again, to sacrifice my self for more episodes of DUFU Election of DOOM 2012.

Stay tuned!


30 posted on 11/04/2012 3:03:06 AM PST by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey Charles, you should grab all those threads over there of them claiming 0 is going to win and the like. And make one big DUFU with a “How’d that work our for you?” theme.

I saw a couple claiming an 0 landslide. heheh!

I think that would be hysterical. Just a thought. :)


31 posted on 11/04/2012 5:24:37 AM PST by MeOnTheBeach
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To: Charles Henrickson
Charles, as a fellow Wrigleyville brat I love ya like a brother, but please, please don't ever use "Pitt" and "climax" together in a headline again.
32 posted on 11/04/2012 6:49:20 AM PST by Notary Sojac (Ut veniant omnes)
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