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DUmmie FUnnies 11-04-10 ("WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!"/ "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 4, 2010 | DUmmie BanTheGOP, DUmmie Pirate Smile, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/04/2010 6:11:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

It must take some strong drugs for a Democrat to derive any pleasure from the pounding they took on Tsunami Tuesday. But leave it to the members of the Reality-Based Community® to read those repudiating results as an AFFIRMATION of their progressive agenda! Elisabeth Kübler-Ross would classify this as "Denial," I'm guessing, in her Five Stages of Grief.

Among the delusional deniers are DUmmie BanTheGOP with this THREAD, "WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!" and DUmmie Pirate Smile with this THREAD, "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)"

So let us take a visit to the DUmmie FUnnie Farm, where the psychotropically-induced hallucinations are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, are in the [brackets]:

WHAT A GREAT NIGHT! CONGRATULATIONS, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!

[WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! IT'S A CAPITAL FOURTH!!]

Big Winners
Barrack Obama
Harry Reid
David Coons
The Progressive Movement

[Big Winners
Pittsburgh Pirates
Los Angeles Clippers
Detroit Lions
The Cassette Movement]

Big Losers
The Republican Party
Sarah Palin
Rush Limbaugh
Glen Beck
The Tea Party
O'Donnell
Sharron Angle

[Here in Bizarro World, winning am BAD!]

Losers Who Thought They Won
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul

[LOOSERS!]

Election Day 2010 was a BANNER day for the Democratic Party. . . .

[More like BRUCE BANNER, when he gets real angry. But you're not there yet, are you, BanTheGOP? You're still in Denial.]

President Obama has put out the most ambitious, most progressive agenda on the line, and progressives won overall because we kept the Senate, and even though we lost the House, we didn't lost it by much.

[The Pittsburgh Pirates didn't lose ALL 162 games!]

Yes, the House was lost.

[Just a flesh wound, a mere trifle!]

But we only lost by 60!

["Hey, that hole in the hull COULD be bigger!" --Captain Smith, RMS Titanic]

Considering many experts, including myself, were predicting up to a HUNDRED seats lost, and you can see that we really GAINED FORTY SEATS. . . .

[The New Math! Or is it the New Meth?]

we will be able to focus our resources into ensuring that 2012 will be our YEAR where we will PERMANENTLY DESTROY THE rEPUBLICAN MOVEMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

[Man, what ARE you smoking!!!]

lets move forward, place the targets SQUARELY on the so called teabagger "winners" and COMMENCE FIRING!! Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, expect to be totally destroyed. By the time WE get done with you, YOU will be in prison for LIFE.

[OR LONGER!]

we will finally rid our society and our planet from the scourge of capitalist, republican oppression.

[OK, DUmmie BanTheGOP, you and your whopping 468 posts, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Are you some kind of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??? You post is SOOOO over the top, I'm guessing you might be MOCKING the DUmmies! But your deep delusion could just be a series traumatic-stress coping mechanism, I suppose. Well, in any case, let's see if anyone agrees with your unbounded optimism . . .]

I applaud your optimism.

[And question your sanity.]

Let's expose the whackos in the House and shut them down.

[News flash: Grayson is OUTTA THERE!]

it's time for Barack to lace up some Made-in-the-U.S.A. steel-toed sh*t-kickers.

{For his Made-in-Indonesia feet.]

There is going to be intense pressure on President Obama because his words and actions are going to set the tone for 2012. I have complete faith in his ability to maneuver through the minefields.

[That explosion on Tuesday night doesn't count.]

Did Prop 19 pass or something? lol! 'cause I want whatever you're smoking!

[BanTheGOP is all weed-weed up!]

I just don't have your enthusiasm, and maybe that's because last night we lost a congressman, senator and governor in my state (PA).

[But there's always your baseball team to get excited about! Go, Pittsburgh Pirates! Next year, we win it all!!]

And the in-fighting here at DU will resume shortly, I'm sure.

[Did it stop? I must have missed that.]

Hey Cleopatra, let me know when you're back from your trip up denial.

[A realist barges in.]

Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)

[Speaking of Pirates, this trip up Denial is from DUmmie Pirate Smile. Please continue, Pirate Smile . . .]

What do I have, rocks in my head?

[YES!! BIG ONES!]

The Republican nominating process is broken

[Two words: Alvin. Greene.]

The West is ours

[But the Midwest, the Upper Plains, the Great Lakes, the Deep South, the Mid-South, Texas, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida . . . Let's not go there.]

Even where we got slaughtered in House districts, we held our own statewide: One commentator called the Midwest "the killing fields" for Democrats. I couldn't think of a more apt description, and it applies to Florida, PA and upstate NY as well. But even still, we ran close statewide races in FL, PA, OH and IL.

[Close, but no Li'l Beaver cigar.]

For those reasons and more, I am PUMPED to be a Democrat today.

[I think someone has been pumping hallucinogenics into your latte.]

President Obama remains relatively popular

[Relative to diphtheria, say.]

The weak are accustomed to looking at everything through loss-tinted glasses. . . . We lost nothing but the weak of our party, and now are numbers are stronger than before. Days of triumph await us!

[Sent from the Führerbunker, April, 1945]

Feingold, Grayson and a lot of other great Progressives went down.

[QUIET! WE LOST NOTHING BUT THE WEAK! DAYS OF TRIUMPH AWAIT US!]

This happy talk reminds me of Hitler telling the German people that their Army was consolidating their victories in April of 1945.

[I am NOT kidding: I wrote that Führerbunker comment BEFORE I saw this post! Hee! Hee!]

And the OP failed to mention we lost ten governors's race and fifteen state legislatures. By objective standards it was the worst night for Democrats since WW ll.

[LA LA LA LA . . . I can't HEEEEEEEEAR you!!]

The weak only have inaction, morning, and dwelling on their own fears.

[Alright, DUmmie Militant_Left, with YOUR whopping 30 posts, I am beginning to suspect YOU are an LFT too! What is this, a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL Convention?]

Right on, onward and upward

[Let's lose some MORE! It am GOOD! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]

This post does nothing but blow sunshine up our asses.

[Where it can join Will Pitt's victory prediction!]

Yeah Im not feeling so bad about tuesday.

[Xanax, take me away!]

Grayson will be back! Hopefully he will run as senator next time. . . .

[YES!!]

Get Marijuana measures everywhere we can. . . .

[Then it won't matter if we win OR lose! DUde!]


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1 posted on 11/04/2010 6:11:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/04/2010 6:14:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Winning am BAD!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
we will finally rid our society and our planet from the scourge of capitalist, republican oppression.

LOL! Americans only...
3 posted on 11/04/2010 6:15:07 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Eat a bowl of puke, commie weiner..
ohbamma mamba jamma lenin Khomeini we know who your are,,


4 posted on 11/04/2010 6:15:24 PM PDT by aces
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To: Libloather; Hardastarboard

Thanx to Libloather and Hardastarboard for the heads-upses on these threads!


5 posted on 11/04/2010 6:16:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Winning am BAD!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top ten?


6 posted on 11/04/2010 6:18:27 PM PDT by utherdoul
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow. Well, I guess it is good for us they are so engrossed in delusion.


7 posted on 11/04/2010 6:19:35 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Charles Henrickson
For those reasons and more, I am PUMPED to be a Democrat today.

Is that you Russ Feingold?

"Woo Hoo! We got our @$$es kicked!" - DUmmies' New Slogan

8 posted on 11/04/2010 6:21:43 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Just another white boy riding in the back of the bus next to the Emergency Exit.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
you can see that we really GAINED FORTY SEATS. . . .

LOL... okay, give... which FReeper infiltrated and posted this, just to see how many "yeah, man, right ons" he could get???

9 posted on 11/04/2010 6:22:06 PM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well, at least they’re handling things well. Much like this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9477493


10 posted on 11/04/2010 6:23:05 PM PDT by Sapper26 (Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Considering many experts, including myself, were predicting up to a HUNDRED seats lost, and you can see that we really GAINED FORTY SEATS. . . . “

Genius. Pure genius.

At least s/he wins best laugh of the day.


11 posted on 11/04/2010 6:23:18 PM PDT by EDINVA
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey DUmmies, any wagers on what democrat held district is fixin to disappear?

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12 posted on 11/04/2010 6:23:18 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Charles Henrickson

Okay, now they’re really starting to become frighteningly unhinged.


13 posted on 11/04/2010 6:24:02 PM PDT by infidel29 (Since 0bama is NOT a uniter, can we change the acronym to just plain P.O.S.?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Their ignorance is stunning. Poor bastards. Life will always be a mess for them.


14 posted on 11/04/2010 6:24:35 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)

Methinks he has the morphine pump going...

15 posted on 11/04/2010 6:25:30 PM PDT by mikrofon (Primed for the Primaries!)
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To: cripplecreek

My Michigan has never looked so beautiful!


16 posted on 11/04/2010 6:26:37 PM PDT by VanDeKoik (1 million in stimulus dollars paid for this tagline!)
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To: mikrofon

I pledge to be mean spirited as I go through my life and NEVER help any of these confused scum.


17 posted on 11/04/2010 6:28:04 PM PDT by hal ogen (1st amendment or reeducation camp?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

lol!!


18 posted on 11/04/2010 6:29:16 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Remember, these guys are smarter than us. How do I know? Because they said so!

19 posted on 11/04/2010 6:39:31 PM PDT by ari-freedom (Ding dong the Pelosi is gone!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"I have complete faith in his ability to maneuver through the minefields. "

Anything you say, dude.
20 posted on 11/04/2010 6:45:12 PM PDT by ari-freedom (Ding dong the Pelosi is gone!)
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