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DUmmie FUnnies 09-21-10 (KOmmies krushed that Feingold's losing!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 21, 2010 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/21/2010 7:06:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

One of the true-blue heroes of the Looney Left is Sen. Russ Feingold of Wisconsin. He is ADORED in DUmmieland, KOmmieland, and HUffieland, for being no sell-out to those evil DLC "centrists." No, not our Russ! Truly, Feingold has inherited the mantle of "Pugnacious Prog from the Northwoods," once worn by the sainted Paul Wellstone.

Well, guess what? Feingold is LOSING! Yes, you heard me! Our Favorite Russkie is trailing in the polls, even in a poll commissioned by the KOssacks themselves! What's going on here?? Has Wisconsin gone MAD?? Is it a nefarious plot? The KOmmies are BESIDE themselves in utter dismay! It's dire straits in the Dairy State, and you can read about here in this THREAD, "WI-Sen/WI-Gov: Dems hurting with six weeks to go."

So let us now see the KOmmies in their Diary State, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, noting that tomorrow, September 22, is a significant date in DUmmie FUnnies history and therefore either PJ or I should do something special to mark the occasion, is in the [brackets]:

WI-Sen/WI-Gov: Dems hurting with six weeks to go

[Wha--WHAA??? Not WISCONSIN! How can this BE?? Even the COWS tip left in the Dairy State!]

Public Policy Polling for Daily Kos. U.S. Senate. 9/18-9/19. Likely Voters. MoE 3.8%

Ron Johnson (R) 52
Sen. Russ Feingold (D) 41

[Russ Feingold, tied for first in the pantheon of all-time great senators, losing to a . . . losing to some shmuck named RON JOHNSON??? And by ELEVEN POINTS?? No way!]

An enormous enthusiasm gap, coupled with a Republican nominee fresh from a decisive primary win and unsullied by the primary process, has catapulted Republican nominee Ron Johnson to a double-digit advantage over incumbent Democrat Russ Feingold, according to PPP's poll of the state on behalf of Daily Kos.

[And it's a KOmmieland poll to boot!]

The malaise with Democratic voters in the state is unmistakable. . . .

[Wisconsin is turning into Malaisia.]

If Feingold can make the election about Johnson, he has a chance of resurrecting this race. Clearly, he needs to find some formula for bringing the Democratic base to the polls. . . .

[Usually, that means resurrecting dead voters in Milwaukee.]

Perhaps Johnson will prove himself to be the kind of villain to motivate Democrats into action.

[He's a RACIST! No, wait, even better . . . He's a WITCH! BUUURRRN him!]

Can't Feingold talk about the Wisconsin voter caging scandal, to Johnson's discredit?

[This "caging scandal" is some nefarious plot that these KOoks have cooked up in their own imaginations, a plot by the rethugs and the teabaggers that will suppress voter turnout. Nonsense! We rethuglicans ENCOURAGE all you Democrats to get out there and VOTE on November 3!]

Or can we do a money bomb for Feingold?

[Somebody set up us the bomb!]

What is Feingold's campaign like?

[It's, like, eleven points behind.]

This is such a no-brainer. Feingold is one of our best. . . .

[Call him Russ PUREgold! Why, he's so fine, he should not even HAVE to run any more!]

He's not losing progressives. He's losing independents and Blue Hogs.

[The swine!]

He had a pretty successful Cheesebomb a couple of weeks back.

[PEEE EWWW!!! So THAT'S what I smelled!]

Oh, those are grim numbers for Feingold.

[Grimm's Fairy Tales, is more like it! There MUST be something fishy afoot!]

WAKE UP WISCONSIN DEMS! FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, WAKE THE HELL UP!

[WAKE UP! WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP W A K E U PPPPP!!!!!! We CANNOT lose Russ Feingold, or we will all surely DIE!!!]

I gotta send money to Feingold. It would be horrible to lose him.

[Moregold to Feingold--QUICK!]

this is terrible!

[Extreme handwringing!]

How naive can people be?

[It's . . . it's . . . beyond belief! Somebody must have ABDUCTED the Wisconsonites and replaced them with Wyomingans! They're rustling Russ voters out!]

we cannot lose Feingold

[Yes we can!]

We need to mobilize the student vote. They are on the front lines of the important issue of LGBT rights. We need to get the professors at UW-Madison to frankly do their job and educate students on the important issues of the day, namely cap-and-trade, repeal of DOMA/DADT and comprehensive immigration reform. It is up to the professors, they need to do their job in educating the students to get out and vote.

[INDOCTRINATE those skulls full of mush, you professors there at the state university! Madison isn't called "Moscow-on-the-Mendota" for nothing! C'mon, do your job!]

I'd like another rally in downtown Milwaukee to rev up the AA vote. . . .

[Call in Rev. Wright to rev 'em up! Make up some story about the White Man out to get you! That usually works.]

dKos enabling the Republicans?

[Is Head KOmmie Kos a Republican plant? A closet teabagger?]

No way is this an 11 point race.

[Way! But it could be 13 by the end of the week!]

Enabling the Republicans? What would you suggest? Magical thinking?

[Yes, yes! Magical thinking! That's the ticket! La de da de da! Russ is in the lee-ead! Russ is in the lee-ead! Oh, happy thoughts, happy thoughts. . . .]

they are turning against him because he's too liberal.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! There's no such thing as "too" liberal!]

his perceived "self-righteousness" and "priggishness" . . . have become problematic.

[Russ Feingold, the Priggish Prog.]

"It's the Hippies!" "It's the Obamabots!" Can we please put this idiocy aside at least until the election is over.

[No, please, don't stop!]

So,if he`d supported Obama (who`s down in the polls),He`d be up in the polls? I could get into that logic.

[Down is up, up is down, it's a crazy, mixed-up world.]

Give me a break. This is Feingold's doing. He's running ads trying to appeal to teabaggers. . . . He's pissing off the base and that is what is hurting him.

[All your base are belong to us. But remember, no liberal Democrat ever runs AS a liberal Democrat (i.e., socialist) in a statewide or national election. They do want to get elected, you know.]

Mr. PrimaDonna himself.

[Russ Feingold, aka Donna Red.]

He's always been a pain in the ass.

[benburch apparently has some inside knowledge on the senator.]

The Media was a big help in 2008 and here they are a drag.

[C'mon, Big Media, do your job! You were great in '08, but what have you done for us lately? I mean, this "the recession is over" story yesterday is a nice start, but step it up already!]

The numbers are clear. And, as mentioned, it's not just Feingold. You'll begin to notice a pattern. That is, if you're not in denial.

[OK, KOmmie SJerseyIndy, you win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®! Congratulations!]

it is hard for Democrats to separate themselves from the economy. Since I think the driving factor in this election is the economy, and the economy isn't going to radically improve. . . .

[But wait! I thought the economy had ALREADY improved!! "Summer of Recovery" and all that? The Obama Miracle? I mean, really, I heard it on CNN, for goodness sakes!]

I see very little Feingold presence and a LOT of Republican presence. Many, many Rep ads on tv - VERY little for Dems. I'm losing Obey -- and the district is deep, deep red right now. This area is also very, very white. And Christian. Churchgoers. And aging . . .

[It's all those LUTHERANS! D*MN those Lutherans!]

I sent 10 dollars to his campaign when I heard about this.

[Russ Feingold was only $10 away from winning. But now that this KOmmie has sent in his sawbuck, Russ should have this thing wrapped up and in the bag.]

This is f***ed. F***. Feingold? F***. This is utter bullsh*t. . . . What is wrong with Wisconsin? I used to defend Wisconsin by saying, "well, at least they can elect someone like Feingold." Looks like I'm going to have to start lumping Wisconsin in with Oklahoma. G*DD*MNIT.

["I'm just an Okie from . . . Milwaukee . . ."]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dailykos; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; feingold; kommies; wisconsin
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BTW, in reading a little about Russ Feingold, I discovered that he and I both were born in the first week of March, 1953. Joseph Stalin died in the first week of March, 1953. I guess Uncle Joe's spirit ended up in Baby Russkie.
1 posted on 09/21/2010 7:06:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP. Back to read


2 posted on 09/21/2010 7:10:37 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10!


3 posted on 09/21/2010 7:10:48 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just damn....

If Feingold gets the hook, this WILL be a tsunami!

I doubt it will happen, but maybe our country is getting smarter than what I give it credit for.


4 posted on 09/21/2010 7:12:47 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Clearly, he needs to find some formula for bringing the Democratic base to the polls. . . .

Do what the DemocRATS in Arizona do, put another "medical marijuana" proposition on the ballot. The potheads stampede to the polls.

5 posted on 09/21/2010 7:12:52 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I don't know which is dumber. A pert or an expert.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
PING!

Li'l Beaver sez:
"Make the Badger State the BEAVER State!"

6 posted on 09/21/2010 7:13:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eve of a Very Important Date in DUFU History.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This is f***ed. F***. Feingold? F***. This is utter bullsh*t. . . . What is wrong with Wisconsin? I used to defend Wisconsin by saying, "well, at least they can elect someone like Feingold." Looks like I'm going to have to start lumping Wisconsin in with Oklahoma. G*DD*MNIT.

That's a campaign ad right there.
7 posted on 09/21/2010 7:17:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek

“We need to get the professors at UW-Madison to frankly do their job and educate students on the important issues of the day, namely cap-and-trade, repeal of DOMA/DADT and comprehensive immigration reform. It is up to the professors, they need to do their job in educating the students to get out and vote.”

/facepalm


8 posted on 09/21/2010 7:26:00 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: Blue Jays

Hilarious!


9 posted on 09/21/2010 7:31:37 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: Charles Henrickson

This is the best DUmmie Funnies that I have ever read.
Wish I would have put that Diet Coke down before I started.


10 posted on 09/21/2010 7:34:57 PM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: Winstons Julia

LOL yeah they don’t want professors to educate, they want them to do nothing but indoctrinate the cadre.


11 posted on 09/21/2010 7:35:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Charles Henrickson
As I understand it, the "caging" scandal is simply an organized effort to send out address cards to registered voters to verify that the addressee still lives where they say they do.

Since Wisconsin has same day, no photo ID required voting, it has been found out that many addresses that are claimed don't exist. This is simply a way to take those registrations, and if they come back undeliverable that voter can be challenged at the poll. The Dummies, though are claiming the old tried and true "voter suppression" card.

The things the Dummies, and Kos Kids aren't saying is this is 100% following the letter of the law. It is written in the law that groups are allowed to do this. So much for a "scandal". They are just peeved that a Republican campaign worker caught a labor leader, paid lobbyist on tape telling how his group was colluding with the Democratic Party, and (according to the lobbyist) the Barrett campaign, which is illegal, and an investigation is being called for, so they are claiming "everybody does it".

12 posted on 09/21/2010 7:35:28 PM PDT by codercpc
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To: Charles Henrickson
You'll begin to notice a pattern. That is, if you're not in denial.

[OK, KOmmie SJerseyIndy, you win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®! Congratulations!]

Voila! Done!

13 posted on 09/21/2010 7:39:04 PM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Shhhh...don’t give the election away! LOL!


14 posted on 09/21/2010 7:42:50 PM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: KoRn

No, Obama and the democrats are so bad that only the most stupid wouldn’t know they stink.


15 posted on 09/21/2010 7:43:19 PM PDT by dforest
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To: Winstons Julia

Actually upon further thought, that’s really sad.

What happens to the student who goes to learn physics, mathematics, or electrical engineering but learns ideology instead? We’re creating a nation incapable of functioning.


16 posted on 09/21/2010 7:44:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Winstons Julia
These people really do not understand Wisconsin!

All we would have to do is get a conservative student to tape the professor "doing their job" and air it once or twice, and they would lose a few more percentage of voters.

I live right in the middle of the State, and the people around here (and really everywhere outside Madison) hate the elitist liberal type. They are true blue collar workers (most non union, outside State Gov workers) that can't stand the pretentious snobs in Madison telling us we are stupid. Russ Feingold (believe it or not) has won here because he isn't that type of liberal. He is generally seen as a good natured, independent Senator that, before this year, never ran "dirty" campaigns. We are just sick of Washington (finally) this year, and the stars seem to be lining up for once. Russ just got bad luck having to campaign in this year. So if the liberal professors try and tell us the we, the people "need to be educated", they will see a backlash even worse than the one they are imagining.

17 posted on 09/21/2010 7:44:33 PM PDT by codercpc
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20!


18 posted on 09/21/2010 7:45:46 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20!


19 posted on 09/21/2010 7:46:10 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'd like another rally in downtown Milwaukee to rev up the AA vote. . . .

Not even a 12-step program would wean the DUmmies away from their delusionms...

20 posted on 09/21/2010 7:47:43 PM PDT by mikrofon (Symbolism Abuse)
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