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The Knee Pad Store Holds 50% Off Sale For Congress
Elective Decisions ^ | 04/09/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/09/2010 6:13:44 PM PDT by writer33

Dallas, TX—Has your Congressman or Senator spent most of their time in Congress on their knees? Do you reside in the states of California, Nevada, Nebraska, Louisiana, Arizona, Michigan, Massachusetts, South Carolina or Maine? If you’ve answered yes to either of the above questions, then you need to take a trip to The Knee Pad Store.

The Knee Pad Store is your source for every type of knee pad imaginable. They have blue pads, black pads, green pads, yellow pads, soft pads, hard pads…you name it. They’ve got it. They’ve got manly pads for your male Congressman or Senator. They’ve got fashionable pads for your female Senator or Congresswoman, because after all, nothing says fashion more than a matching set of knee pads.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; kneepads
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1 posted on 04/09/2010 6:13:45 PM PDT by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ..

Satire ping!


2 posted on 04/09/2010 6:14:00 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Knee Pad Nancy needs several replacements!


3 posted on 04/09/2010 6:14:26 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
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To: writer33

“Nothing quite says, “You’re a worthless whore,” more than a set of knee pads from The Knee Pad Store. “

ROTFLMAO!

Good one, Chris.


4 posted on 04/09/2010 6:17:56 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: writer33

Wonderful Chris, I love it!


5 posted on 04/09/2010 6:18:26 PM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: writer33; All

The larger question remains though.....does Congress truly care about sales?


6 posted on 04/09/2010 6:19:02 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Thinking of using 911 for protection? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Yes, Nancy wears her knee pads out.


7 posted on 04/09/2010 6:19:47 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it, sjb.


8 posted on 04/09/2010 6:20:30 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

We may as well spring for them, we don’t want to have to pay for their knee surgery later.


9 posted on 04/09/2010 6:20:38 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Congress is out of order!)
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To: wagglebee

Thanks, wagglebee. Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading. I do appreciate it.


10 posted on 04/09/2010 6:20:55 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Red in Blue PA
does Congress truly care about sales?

No, but The Knee Pad Store cares about your business, and they're slashing prices for you. LOL!

11 posted on 04/09/2010 6:21:41 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: SouthTexas

Good point. Better save their knees now.


12 posted on 04/09/2010 6:22:16 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

;)


13 posted on 04/09/2010 6:24:55 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Congress is out of order!)
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To: writer33

heh heh heh


14 posted on 04/09/2010 6:25:46 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Day 3: the nice Jewish boy pulls off the greatest escape ever.)
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I would think instead of going to 50% off sales, Congress would pay 200% or 300%.

Ineptitude at its worst.


15 posted on 04/09/2010 6:26:59 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Thinking of using 911 for protection? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Professional Engineer

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading, PE.


16 posted on 04/09/2010 6:27:43 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Congress isn’t paying. People are buying the knee pads for their Congressman or Congresswoman.


17 posted on 04/09/2010 6:28:13 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Heh...


18 posted on 04/09/2010 6:28:26 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Glad you enjoyed it, CL. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.


19 posted on 04/09/2010 6:32:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Does it take donations of old used knee pads for Haiti?


20 posted on 04/09/2010 6:33:44 PM PDT by GeronL (There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
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