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Franken Finds More Votes Left In Toilet
Elective Decisions ^
| 11/13/08
| Chris Davis
Posted on 11/13/2008 7:42:21 PM PST by writer33
Minneapolis—Miracles happen every day, but nothing more spectacular than the miracle that is developing in Minnesota—giving Al Franken what could be an insurmountable lead in his bid for the U.S. Senate.
What was the astounding miracle? Simple. Five-thousand votes have been found in a toilet at the Mall of America—the mall that sits next to the Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport, and is part of the hub of the thriving Minneapolis/St. Paul communities.
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: alfranken; bloodoftyrants; chrisdavis; coleman; communist; franken; mallofamerica; minneapolis; satire; socialist; tyrants; ussenate
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It truly is a miracle!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:42:21 PM PST
by
writer33
To: Allegra; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; ...
A Miracle in Minneapolis ping!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:42:44 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:42:55 PM PST
by
Libloather
(November is Liberal, Leftist, Marxist Awareness Month.)
To: Libloather
Miracles do happen every day though.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:43:32 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:43:57 PM PST
by
golfisnr1
(Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
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To: writer33
The guy next door was tapping his feet and when the cops swooped they found the ballots.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:45:11 PM PST
by
nufsed
To: golfisnr1
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:45:16 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Someone from the toe tappin’ toilet tour must of left them..
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:45:25 PM PST
by
Trillian
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To: nufsed
Part two: What toilets stalls, those are voting booths!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:45:47 PM PST
by
nufsed
To: wolf24
Anyway, it is ironic isn’t it?Indeed, or just satire.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:46:02 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: nufsed
Part three: talk about your absentee ballots
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:46:28 PM PST
by
nufsed
To: Trillian
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:46:52 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: hercuroc
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:47:00 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Even more amazing that these ballots were printed on perforated rolls!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:47:03 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: nufsed
Part two: What toilets stalls, those are voting booths!Well put. :-)
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:47:26 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
He must have been meeting up with the homo congressman in the airport toilet and pulled a few votes out of his sssss
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:48:43 PM PST
by
o_zarkman44
(Since when is paying more, but getting less, considered Patriotic?)
To: writer33
It was like this,” Bankston stated. “I was making my final rounds…what I do every night. We have to check the restrooms to make sure no homeless people are in there. Management hates that. Anyway…I stepped into the bathroom to make my sweep and decided to do number two. I lifted the toilet seat, and there they were. Ballots just crammed in the toilet. It was unbelievable. I didn’t know who to call. Luckily, a member of Al Franken’s campaign just happened to walk into the bathroom. He told me not to touch nothin’, and he quickly called Franken.”
LOL.. Luckily, a member of Al Franken’s campaign just happened to walk into the bathroom. He told me not to touch nothin’, and he quickly called Franken.”
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:48:51 PM PST
by
hercuroc
To: writer33
You sure it was ballots?.....
....Sounds fishy to me!!!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:50:00 PM PST
by
luvie
(Now....on to 2012........Palin/Jindal)
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