Posted on 10/09/2008 5:29:57 AM PDT by writer33
Knoxville, TN—In what could land David Kernell in prison for up to five years, the hacking of Sarah Palin’s email account is, like David Kernell, completely misunderstood.
On Wednesday, Kernell was charged with one felony count of accessing a protected computer for allegedly breaking into the private Yahoo e-mail account of Sarah Palin, R-AK, cooking up his own original recipe. Kernell has plead not guilty to the charge, and noted that he will have his day in court.
“My time will come to give my side of the story,” stated Kernell, a 20-year old University of Tennessee student. “I believe I am a patriot, and that will all come out in court.”
Critics of the indictment say that the actions were necessary to help elect Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, as President of the United States, and that “hacking into Sarah Palin’s e-mail account is as patriotic as paying taxes.”
“I think this is an outrage,” fired Tennessee Representative Mike Kernell. “My son is innocent of a malicious act. He is defending his country from extremists like Palin!”
Even Kernell’s former middle school teacher, Tracy McDaniels told Elective Decisions that Kernell was a bright kid, but was often misunderstood, despite a similar incident occurring back in 2000 during his seventh grade year at Eastern Hills Middle School in Harker Heights, Texas.
“This happened one time before,” quipped McDaniels. “He hacked into the computer at school, printed off the answers to an exam and then used them to cheat. We didn’t think it was that major of an infraction. The principal wanted to make a big deal of it, but we just gave him detention. You don’t want to give smart kids like that a complex.”
“This kind of behavior shouldn’t be tolerated,” claimed Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA. “Unless, of course, it concerns Governor Sarah Palin, then it is entirely appropriate. My thoughts and prayers are with the young man. He has a great future in the Democratic Party.”
As the Democratic Party has attempted to destroy the housing market, the war in Iraq, and any chance at becoming energy independent, David Kernell is only another reminder of why there should always be conservatism.
Satire ping!
Not satire, just not stated aloud, IMHO.
He has a great future in the Democratic Party.....YEP !! Nice satire laff for this AM....
Hey, Mikey! I think your cute little curly red-haired son is going to be defending his ass ---- from all the boyfriends he'll have while he's in jail.....
This is the way suburban Democrats raise their children:
1. Watch the kid like a hawk his entire childhood so he doesn’t get hurt.
2. Convince the kid that all Republicans and conservatives are evil racists.
3. Keep the kid away from evil guns.
4. Teach the kid to worship diversity.
5. Punish the kid when he gets caught doing something wrong.
6. Teach them to play safe sports like “soccer”.
When the kid grows up he puts it all together and realizes that he can do anything he wants to suppress the “evil” gun-loving, racist conservatives as long as he does not get hurt or caught.
Way to help your son, Dad.
Now, instead of a seemingly stupid prank, it looks like his son showed considerable more intent than he might have shown in court.
Way to go!
This is a "Ratheresque" quote; fake but accurate. I'm sure the congressman feels that way, but how stupid would he have to be to say so?
Lock him up.
A stupid Dem, making stupid comments .............
BTTT
Palin’s fault
Rule #5 doesn’t apply in your example....
I should say that only the Dem parent is allowed to dole out the punishment....
Put him in cell with Bubba ... Bubba like.
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