Posted on 08/27/2008 7:21:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
RECREATE '68! DAYS OF RAGE! DAYS OF RESISTANCE! Yes, the moonbats are revolting! The feces has hit the fan in Denver, as the mile-high marchers have begun to RIOT4PEACE! But let's first get in the spirit of things with this ode to the anarchists. Click the music link and sing along!
COLORADO (Be Sure to Wear a Gas Mask on Your Face)
Tune: "San Francisco" (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)" Original
If you're goin' to Colorado
Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face
If you're goin' to Colorado
You're gonna breathe some pepper spray and mace
For when in Denver, Colorado
Democrats will see a riot there
In the streets of Colorado
Angry people with foul-mouth words to spare
Democrat convention
Chaos and dissension
Moonbats revoltin'
Beggin' for some attention
Take 'em off to detention
Moonbats revoltin'
Man, they're revoltin'!
For when in Denver, Colorado
Be sure to wear a gas mask on your face
If you come to Colorado
Democrats will be a basket case
If you come to Colorado
Democrats will be a basket case
Well, how have the DUmmies been reacting to the protests of their sisters and brothers on the streets of Denver? Actually, many of them have been critical, not because they disagree with the protests per se, but because of the damaging effect they have on Democrat chances. However, some true-blue Trotskyites have dared to defend the rioters protesters, as in this THREAD, "a drive-by rant* regarding the perception of protestors at the DNC...." So let's get radical as the DUmmies TAKE IT TO THE STREETS (from the comfort of their basement swivel chairs), in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who was a Nixon Republican teenager in Chicago at the time of the 1968 riots, is in the [brackets]:
I'm shocked and disappointed by the degree of disdain many DUers have shown toward the leftist protesters at the Democratic National Convention. Folks are acting like the left should be falling all over itself with gratitude for the democratic party instead of being angry to the point of public demonstration.
[Find your angry!]
rather than spoiling the show, like someone pissing during the Olympic opening ceremony, protesters at the DNC are . . .
[. . . throwing poop.]
One DUer in a recent thread . . . suggested that America should treat its dissidents like the Chinese, and "lock them all up." That was a DUer with a reasonable post count too, not some visiting disruptor.
[You THINK it was not some visiting disruptor. But can you be sure?]
the democratic party has variously ignored the left, used the left, been dishonest with the left, and generally failed the left. . . .
[Uh, DUmmie, the Democrat Party IS the Left!]
the democrats, who might give some minimal lip service to progressive reforms. . . .
[Or Democrat interns, who also might give some minimal lip service.]
Rather than reviling them, we should stand with them.
[So why aren't you in Denver, Mr. True-Blue Leftist DUmmie mike_c? Huh? Now let's here from your fellow DUmmies. . . .]
the protesters getting airplay are all PUMAS & other RW GOP plants.
[I was kinda suspicious of one of the protest leaders they interviewed. Had a bandana on, of course, but still, he looked vaguely familiar. What was his name again? I think it was "Kurt Grove," or something like that. . . .]
hmmm. sound like the plan to recreate 68 is right on track.
[Yes! Recreate '68! Riots at the Democrat Convention, Democrat loss in November. . . . Go for it!]
I have no problem with the protests, what I have a problem with is the corporate whore media trying to stir the pot and incite conflict within the party. . . .
[But, but, I thought Barack Obama, with his "unique ability to bring people together," has completely UNITED the Democrat Party, just as he will unite us ALL when he becomes President??]
The actions planned for St. Paul will be far more provacative.
[Far more "provacative"? Does that mean "even more empty"?]
The protests in Denver have been street theater, in St. Paul there will be real battles.
[I'm picturing Norwegian bachelor farmers getting their torches and pitchforks.]
Many actually think Democrats are "the left". . . .
[This leftist DUmmie thinks that's such a ridiculous notion that he adds a smiley emoticon rolling on the floor and laughing.]
After the election, DU is going to change dramatically.
[Even more anti-depressants.]
The one thing that holds this place together is a desire to get democrats elected. After the election, that common goal will have ended, either in success or failure. Either way, the presidency will be run by right-wing authoritarians.
[Barack Obama, the most liberal member of the Senate, is a "right-wing authoritarian"??]
Protests at the Democratic Convention now may not be considered good timing.
[Democratic Understatement.]
Being quiet and letting the right stomp all over us is a sure fire way of accomplishing NOTHING.
[So let's find a DIFFERENT sure-fire way of accomplishing nothing!]
It's not the leftists that I have a problem with. It's the anarchists with their red bandannas covering their faces. . . .
[Bananas in Bandanas.]
out to just cause sh*t. . . .
[Or to throw it.]
Not everyone with a bandana is an anarchist.
[Some are train engineers.]
What does everyone have against anarchists?
[Anarchists rule!]
I think that it's a really stupid way to promote left-wing causes.
[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail!]
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So if I understand this correctly, this Communist DUer doesn't like the way the Communist treat their dissidents? Doesn't he know that those dissidents in China are just a bunch of right wing wackos.
No kewpie doll for this DUmmie?
...”I’m picturing Norwegian bachelor farmers getting their torches and pitchforks.”...
That made me laugh out loud! Thanks for posting DU Funnies. Well worth the time to read.
Even if you’re not going to be where the riot police have to use mace, the gas mask will help you get past the hippie smell.
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Darn! That’s what happens when there is a delay between the preview and the post.
No, not if the DUmmie thinks that the "real battles" in St. Paul will be massive or a clash of equals or will accomplish anything.
I think things will escalate in St Paul.
This morning on Fox & Friends, Steve Doocy’s son did a sort of “Man on the Street” interview with some of the protestors. Would you believe that some of them could not even identify pictures of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, or Dick Cheney? Do they even understand what they’re protesting????
I have seen very few photos of protesters / counter-protesters this week. Anybody got links to this stuff?
Then instead of pepper spray or mace, the Minnesota police should open cans of surströmming, fermented herring (inexplicably popular in Sweden), which may be the foulest smell on earth.
Zombie: The Denver Games - Opening Ceremony (Moonbats on Parade Photo Essay)
Beat them with a Lutefisk!
Look at the keywords for this thread and click, e.g., the recreate68 one. Also, go to PJ's DUFU from last night about Alex Jones almost inciting violence against Michelle Malkin.
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