FR Under Myopic Scrutiny by Superhuman Leftist Blogs

The Daily Retort ^ | 24 January 2005 | Josiah Crabbe

[WorkingClassFilth]

"I thought that, as a timely reminder of the insincerity and emptiness of this 'liberty' cant, it would be fit to hear the musings and considered judgments of the neo-con infantry, the great Freeper horde at the blog of that name. A half-hour's examination of the frothy tirades and murderous incitements there would put any wavering mind out of doubt that what we have here is not a project for freedom and democracy, but, as the Freepers (who, being anonymous, do not dissemble their real opinions) readily fulminate, we have a racist war of civilizations, a comprehensive war against Muslims themselves."

[WorkingClassFilth]

We know now that in the early years of the twentieth century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man's, and yet as mortal as his own. We know now that as human beings busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacence people went to and fro over the earth about their little affairs, serene in the assurance of their dominion over this small, spinning fragment of solar driftwood which, by chance or design, man has inherited out of the dark mystery of Time and Space. Yet across an immense ethereal gulf, minds that are to our minds as ours are to the beasts in the jungle, intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

[BenLurkin]

Is this like the old 'Playboy' line: they only come here to read the articles.

For if they did, they would possibly learn something -- and learning is dangerous to the left.

If -- on the other hand -- they come for the pictures then . . .

[thoughtomator]

What a great article man, it totally transgresses the boundaries towards a transformative hermeunetics of quantum gravity.

[muawiyah]

Yes, that's the clue ~ the PICTURES!

They're here to see the pictures ~ and they'll be laughing their a$$e$ off, and then they'll bleed to death, or whatever.

[pipecorp]

I believe you misspelled the title of the blog, it should read " The Daily Retard".

[BenLurkin]

Here's one of my favorites:

[Argus]

Well, as my sainted mother used to say, better to be cursed than ignored.

[randog]

What a great article man, it totally transgresses the boundaries towards a transformative hermeunetics of quantum gravity.

The author reminds me of the Shakespeare-quoting art fag that fries my potatoes down at McDonalds.

[cripplecreek]

[WorkingClassFilth]

I'm glad he quotes ME - ME - ME! I'm famous beyond measure - yipee! Hurray for FR's bully pulpit against Islamofascist intolerance!

Of course, the Islamofascists ARE gay psychopaths. Look here for a Google search: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Islam%2Bhomosexuality%2Bkandahar&btnG=Google+Search

What did Freud about the power of distorted sexuality?

[WorkingClassFilth]

JR built it and they come to lift isolated quotes.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Highlight the source, click on 'Select All' and paste it into the 'Transmogrification' window.

[snarks_when_bored]

...we have a racist war of civilizations, a comprehensive war against Muslims themselves...

Race is completely irrelevant. islam is not a race, it's an ideology. If somebody wants to kill you, you defend yourself without regard for the killer's race (if you want to remain alive).

[WorkingClassFilth]

DUmmies don't have pictures. Dummies don't have Ann picture either...

http://images.google.com/images?q=ann+coulter&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

Take your pick.

[WorkingClassFilth]

My bad. I won't do it again.

[WorkingClassFilth]

That IS good. A 'Protest Warrior'?

[BenLurkin]

That is SO cool!

[vetvetdoug]

They need to extricate the quadripet from the vehicle and estabulate it into something nutritious. And when the aurora arises from the heavens to contemplate the ante

If any Freepers know where that came from, you too were bored and listened to too many records backwards.

[WorkingClassFilth]

"...better to be cursed than ignored."

Then FR is blessed, indeed. Too bad the demons in hell don't agree.

[WorkingClassFilth]

I wouldn't ask for extra 'special sauce' if I were you.