Repentant lurker. Common bio: Married, offspring, mortgage, dog. Earnest desire to see the Left taken out with the trash. Intensely disliked by my port-listing mother-in-law. Voting for Conservative losers since Nixon. Admit fondness for Oscar Mayer 'Olive Loaf' luncheon meat. Want to leave a better America for my offspring. Will NOT allow the 'village' ANY parental rights or privileges.

Dog died.

Got a cat.

Need to get another dog.

Got a new dog.

Cat's on a defensive game.