I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[King Prout]

not Punchyo Lightsout?

[Moose4]

"Left 50, up 50, fire again."

"50 yards???"

"No, 50 miles."

}:-)4

[SwinneySwitch]

IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT?

No.

[King Prout]

talk about "fire for effect"

[Conspiracy Guy]

Sorry you're dead. I wanted to kick you first.

[piasa]

OH NO! YOU'VE BEEN ZOTTED BY MOOSE-RIDING CHEESE-FLINGING BEEBER-BEARING MAEYBE PEEPLE?

[Darksheare]

"GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY!"

They're on your car, and I have some molly grease for your discs.

"I MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD!"

Well, if you say so.

" THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO!"

That's just being self-destructive you know.
Learn to live with yourself.

"OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY!"

Umm, ACDC is NOT auditioning for a new singer.

"EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART!"

Umm, and your point is?

"EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD!"

Umm, that would possibly be illegal and definitely immoral.
Especially considering you just said that YOU were the biggest moron on the world.

"EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!!"

That too can be improved with therapy.

"BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!?"

Um, no.
I do, because I am Spartacus.
And the Mods are Spartacus, and that poster over there is Spartacus too.
We are ALL Spartacus.

"WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT?"

No, we are DEVO, that is why.
Now Whip It.

"MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME! WHAT ABOUT BOB?"

He needed therapy too.
I suggest intensive Death Therapy.
Here, I'll show you how it is done.

There, not so bad after all, is it?

[avg_freeper]

Someone has a wee little bit of a preoccupation with whacking.

[SmithL]

Thank you for sharing that.

[DarkshadowNY]

Now thats a zot

[Hi Heels]

Now now.....Don't struggle... Muffie wants to talk to you....

[Types_with_Fist]

Is Amyl Nitrate still around?

[Tarpaulin]

[King Prout]

yeppers!

there was another place that had a bigger gif, but it seems to have gone the way of... jj_fate.

[Hi Heels]

[Hi Heels]

Could be ZottritA.... never know....

[DarkshadowNY]

jj_fate...lets dig him up and give him a zot from a howitzer too..he misses us.

[Lady Jag]

[Grampa Dave]

Obviously, the troll was on parole and home for the Christmas Holidays and alone again.

[King Prout]

I forgot where the body is - we didn't use mile-markers at first.

[Taxman]

All your zots are belong us!

[DarkshadowNY]

Look for mile marker 0 sticking up in the middle of the desert...he's at the other end

[Twinkie]

Behave. That is an order! Visit Rush to receive your
indoctrination and marching orders for the day. You are
getting sleepy, you are getting sleepy . . . . @@

[jb6]

How many times has this guy been banned?

[King Prout]

GIR:

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhhh..."

[King Prout]

only the shadow knows.

[Oztrich Boy]

"break" not "BRAKE"
"biggest" not "BIGEST"
"tried" not "TRYED"
"bend over backwards" not "BEND OVER BACK"
"speller checker is" not "SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING"
"write so brilliantly" not "WRITE SO BRILLIANT?"
"maybe" not "MAEYBE"
"people" not "PEEPLE"
"are asking for it" not "IS ASKING FOR IT"

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

There's no answer to that.

[timpad]

Concept shamelessly stolen from aMorePerfectUnion

Rate-a-Troll for hk409

Criterion	Your Score (1-10)	Comments
cAPS lock AbuSE	10	You are an answered prayer, a dream come true!
Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal	10	Bush as a dumb liberal is certainly a new spin
Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule	6	Depends on your medication level. If you want to appeal, FReepmail me. Oh, that's right, you can't...
Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper	10	Hallelujah!
Verbal gymnastics	10	Bent over backwards with a back flip and a 2 1/2 front Franken!
Waiting long enough after sign-up to post	0	NO! A mistake that might cost you first place!
Bizarre "facts"	10	Smart posts from you? Where? Who in the Sam Hill is BOB?
Non-sequitur egomania	10	Dude, the "I WRITE SO BRILLIANT" crack is an absolute beauty. It will never be surpassed. You are the Mozart of Trolldom!
Exclamation points	10	You are without peer in anger and aggression. You're even angry at something self-evidently deserved. Outstanding!
Misspelled words	10	Misspellings, lousy grammar, sentence structure. You must've been Valedictorian at the Laughing Academy.
Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals	10	"Biggest morons in the world" is high praise indeed coming from the undisputed champion moron!

                                                                                             Total:  96

We have a new Troll atop the leaderboard! An absolute gem of a Troll post! Thank you so much for your contribution. The title is certainly yours to lose. I'm not sure Michael Streisand could've done a better job!

The leaderboard so far...

Troll	Score
hk409	96
bazookamanda	80
CarolinaGOPer	74
Toby03	54
JUSTWANT2BHEARD	51
theblindhog	49
AMBIVILANCEkilledTHEcat	28
titan6310	23

[Radix]

Zotz!

[Quix]

Goodness!

I think if he'd quit putting a SKERRY or EDWARDS up his bupbup he'd feel better.

Wierd fetishist!

Here kitty, kitty.

[b4its2late]

Oh no. Now you did it. One of those never ending threads.....

[TheForceOfOne]

RUT ROE! RIPBRALS!

[Moose4]

Oh, you're one of THEM. Say hi to jj_fate in Zot Hell.

Anybody got a link to jj_fate's legacy to Free Republic, the Undead Thread? I keep meaning to bookmark it, but I forget.

}:-)4

[hosepipe]

I love fully mocked troll...
Thats why I love Zot'er'amas...
Their so... well, civilized..

[OpusatFR]

"IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!"

English as a second language? Posting from Eurabia?
French maybe?

Use your caps enlarger in the future. I'm pretty deaf.

[dljordan]

Dude, I think you've got a buffer overflow in yer brain.

[Kitty Mittens]

Buh Bye, Brainless One! Your Toasted Crumbs are Reserved for me!

[Veto!]

hk409 was apparently nipping at a bottle of 409 cleaner when he posted. I'd venture to say he's a 409 addict in need of a 12-step zot.

[Quix]

Are they fresh out of emergency lobotomies?

[scott0347]

Hmmm this could be the next home for the RKBA and UT

[Quix]

I missed the evidence there was one to waste!

[King Prout]

geesh!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1163131/posts

[Quix]

I suppose lithium would be kinder than an extra long duration electroshock session.

Could we do both?

[reagan_fanatic]

You need bedrest, troll.

[baseballfanjm]

that scoreboard is the best thing I've ever seen.

[Quix]

Your FRIEND?

Really?

Oh, the kind with four feet, a waggly tail and a slobbery tongue with long shedding fur? There's sure no accounting for taste with that species. But, hey, nice you HAD a friend, for however short a time.

Condolences.

But hey, why did losing your friend compel you to stuff acid soaked corncobs up your bupbup?

[scott0347]

Might want to put some ice on that

[scott0347]

[Darksheare]

Hey, you're jj_fate!

jj_fate kept pushing the Phantirath website!

[King Prout]

what IS this Pantywaist website, anyway?