Posted on 10/20/2015 9:27:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Virginia man walked into Richmond Police Headquarters on Monday, held up the WTVR news app and said “Yo dog, that’s me.” Soon after he made that statement, he was arrested.
On Monday, Richmond police released photos of a man wanted in connection with a theft at a fire station.
Photos released by police showed a man on a bicycle. Officers said he rode up to a South Richmond fire station, walked in through an unlocked door and stole an electronic device on October 12.
“At approximately 3:05 p.m., the man in the photos rode his bicycle up to Fire Station #17, located at 2211 Semmes Ave., just after firefighters had left on a call for service,” a police spokesman said about the crime. “The suspect entered through an unlocked rear door and stole an electronic device belonging to a city employee. The suspect left through the same door, mounted the bicycle in the photo and rode away.”
Edward Faggins is charged with grand larceny.
Ain't larceny grand?
Faggins. Oy.
Did he get the reward money?
He should.
Something like this happened in SC when I lived there. A Beaufort County Deputy stopped a guy for a traffic violation and passingly asked where he was coming from.
The driver stated he was coming from robbing the Starvin’ Marvin down the road. “Oh!” Says the officer as he goes back to his car and radios dispatch asking if such a robbery had occurred. Sure enough, one had and the driver had done it.
Wow. He really never stood a chance in life with that name, lol.
I think not. I think he's sensible. He decided against "getting his ass kicked by the police".
If he'd made the cops chase him, you just know (per Chris Rock's wonderful video) that they'd be bringing an ass-kicking with them.
So instead, knowing it was only a matter of time, he wisely turned himself in.
Assuming he knew what he was doing, of course. If he was just bragging, well, get him some of that water you mentioned...
It’s possible, but I don’t think that long term planning is this guy’s forte.
At least mama didn’t name him Gay, or after that character in Lord of the Rings, Dildo Baggins.
Right up there with “ don’t tase me bro”
And what was the electronic device?
Eddie Faggins just beat ‘A Boy Named Sue’ by a country mile!
I’m sure he comes from a long line of proudly ragin, Faggins.
Somebody is having a very bad day.
Im thinkinhe were smoking him some Marijuana Laced Crack!
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