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I am not a cowgirl, nor do I play one on T.V.
However...
(You know you want to sing it.)
Okay, okay, he's no pol, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention...
**Now please insert mental image of Mark Levin in a cowboy hat here.**
LOL!!!! Uhhhhh, no.
The paradox that is Obama: At once a stuffed shirt and an empty suit.
What I am currently reading or rereading:
---The New Testament
---The latest issue of Runner's World magazine
My pirate name is:
Bloody Morgan Cash
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
I defy anyone to top that name. I'm considering having mine legally changed! 
Thanks for stopping by my page!
The counter is a recent addition. I'm sure the actual number of visitors is closer to 150 million (of course, fully 98% of those visits are from Laz*m*t*z, who is checking to see if he got a mention. This does not count as a mention, what with the asterisks and all.).
A girl's gotta keep track of you suckahs and trolls!
FReepmail me if you want on or off my ping list.
Wait, I don't have a ping list.
FReepmail me if you want me to start a ping list. Also, provide suggestions as to what type of ping list I should start.
Also, provide a one-time "Ping List Suggestion" fee of $19.99 (plus s+h, obviously). Also, once list is up and running, a small per-ping surcharge will apply, which you may deposit to my Nairobian bank account.
