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you can ban me now

Posted on 05/14/2015 12:37:28 PM PDT by yuffy

you can ban me now


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: clingwrap; dailykos; fail; ibtz; libtard; pantaloons; troll; yuffistic; zot
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To: yuffy

Obviously the mods want to let you twist in the wind for a while so the freeper multitude can pelt you with rotten fruit and poke you with sticks.


41 posted on 05/14/2015 12:57:15 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy (Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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To: yuffy

IATZ

5.56mm


42 posted on 05/14/2015 12:58:58 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe

AAAAaaannnnnd ....

He gone!


43 posted on 05/14/2015 12:59:38 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: yuffy

Hey yiffedy, an hero.


44 posted on 05/14/2015 1:00:36 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: yuffy

IBTZ...again.


45 posted on 05/14/2015 1:01:12 PM PDT by Gator113 (~~Cruz, OR LOSE~~ Ted Cruz is the only true Conservative in this race.)
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To: yuffy

We did.


46 posted on 05/14/2015 1:01:53 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Alex Murphy

This one should be left up in memory of what a public school education could do to a child if you don’t monitor your child’s education.


47 posted on 05/14/2015 1:03:13 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: yuffy

I see you are also afraid of being sued. You won’t be here, but one day you might wake up and consider suing the liberal/progressive education system that deceived you so. By the time you realize the damage the liberals and progressives have done to this country, there might not be anything left to sue for and you’ll have to live with the dire consequences that you allowed yourself to be deceived by these people.

You could have read here and learned but you decided to remain ignorant. You’re young, that means you’ll have to live through that damage much longer than many of us here. So, in the end, the joke is on you and your devious ilk.

CGato


48 posted on 05/14/2015 1:03:40 PM PDT by Conservative Gato
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To: yuffy
At this risk of this reply getting 'yuffied', I submit this...

 

 

you can ban  me now

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:37:28 PM      · by yuffy      · 39 replies
 
      you can ban me now    

ssssssssssssS

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:36:27 PM      · by yuffy      · 20 replies
 
      ssssssssssssssss    

lIBERTARIANS ARE THE NEW NAZIS

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:35:26 PM      · by yuffy      · 8 replies
 
      WHO AGREES    

Cuntjob@gmail.com

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:33:40 PM      · by yuffy      · 42 replies
 
      Cuntjob@gmail.comCuntjob@gmailLL HEIL THE FAPPENING.com a

 

 

Just Damn. I don't think I've ever seen someone scramble so hard and so fast to get the Zot before. Yuffy, you are a full-on retard. But you do (did) move quick.

49 posted on 05/14/2015 1:05:36 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility.)
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To: yuffy

You forgot to say please.


50 posted on 05/14/2015 1:06:45 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Responsibility2nd
At this risk of this reply getting 'yuffied', I submit this...

 

 

you can ban  me now

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:37:28 PM      · by yuffy      · 39 replies
 
      you can ban me now    

ssssssssssssS

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:36:27 PM      · by yuffy      · 20 replies
 
      ssssssssssssssss    

lIBERTARIANS ARE THE NEW NAZIS

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:35:26 PM      · by yuffy      · 8 replies
 
      WHO AGREES    

Cuntjob@gmail.com

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:33:40 PM      · by yuffy      · 42 replies
 
      Cuntjob@gmail.comCuntjob@gmailLL HEIL THE FAPPENING.com a

 

 

Just Damn. I don't think I've ever seen someone scramble so hard and so fast to get the Zot before. Yuffy, you are a full-on retard. But you do (did) move quick.

 

ooops. One more...

 

Showing my true colors!

Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:03:15 PM      · by yuffy      · 93 replies
5/14/2015 | me
      BURN LIBERTARIANS DROWN THE CONSERVATIVES ONLY THE LIBERALS AND FAPPINIST WILL SURVIVE BURN LIBERTARIANS DROWN THE CONSERVATIVES ONLY THE LIBERALS AND FAPPINIST WILL SURVIVEBURN LIBERTARIANS DROWN THE CONSERVATIVES ONLY THE LIBERALS AND FAPPINIST WILL SURVIVEBURN LIBERTARIANS DROWN THE CONSERVATIVES ONLY THE LIBERALS AND FAPPINIST WILL SURVIVE GOODBYE FOREVER FReaks and Rimjob I was actually a DAILY KOS SPY.

51 posted on 05/14/2015 1:07:59 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility.)
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To: yuffy

52 posted on 05/14/2015 1:08:47 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: yuffy
yuffy is no more. Sob.
53 posted on 05/14/2015 1:10:25 PM PDT by upchuck (The current Federal Government is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V)
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To: yuffy
Dang It All!!!!

I dug up this oldie but goodie and posted on the thread that was pulled...
No use letting all the work go to waste....
I'll repost it....



For starters, let's get down to basics......

Now that you understand let me reply to your Post....
Click the Pic



You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat



P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Thanks to FReeper: b4its2late




Click the Pic

54 posted on 05/14/2015 1:10:50 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: yuffy

Are you logged in?
Have you ever showered with a moose?
bye bye.


55 posted on 05/14/2015 1:11:44 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Banning does not cut off read capability... as much fruit as yuffy can gulp


56 posted on 05/14/2015 1:12:41 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: yuffy

IN BEFORE THE ZOT!


57 posted on 05/14/2015 1:14:34 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Some times you need more than six shots. Much more.)
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To: DocRock

Obviously yuffy is a sporkweasel that looked
at the lazer with his remaining eye.


58 posted on 05/14/2015 1:14:52 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: yuffy; 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
You.

INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR

>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

59 posted on 05/14/2015 1:24:01 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: RightGeek

Inbound and cleared hot.


60 posted on 05/14/2015 1:24:54 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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