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atomic conspiracy
Since Nov 29, 2002
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A story:
A Jewish man boards the train heading for Texas.
On the third day the train is stopped in the middle of the desert and big Texan men board the train and bellow out,
"Are there any Jews on this train?"
The man crunches down in his seat and again the huge voice:
"Any Jews on this train?"
He shrinks deeply into the seat. This great big Texan wearing two pistols is now standing over him and roars,
"ANY JEWS ON THIS TRAIN?"
The man gains his courage, sits up straight and says,
"Ich bin a Yid" (I'm a Jew!)
And the Texan replies,
"Good! We need a tenth man for the Minyan."
(to hold Jewish prayer services there have to be at least ten Jewish men.)