Limericks for Jihadists

Self | 5/4/2015 | Rebel_Ace

[Rebel_Ace]

Limericks inspired by recent events

In Texas they held a cool contest,
To see who could draw cartoons the best.
Two up to no good
were fragged where they stood.
Just chalk outlines, no need for an arrest.


You can't draw the prophet mohammed.
It's Blasphemy the jihadies said.
They crashed the event,
Then hit the cement.
Cuz in Texas they will shoot you dead.


Free speech is an American thing
We can draw, write, publish or sing.
Outlines and a stain
Are all that remain.
Of Muzzies on a short Jihad fling.

[papertyger]

There once was a man named Abdula

Who went to a terrorist school-a

His bombs were the worst
Too early they burst

Cause he didn’t know shit from shine-oola!

[Mark17]

LOL, I can’t come up with anymore right now.

[Elsie]

Burma-shave

[doug from upland]

To an imam a sad muzzie wrote
That his wife was now big as a boat
So he got a tattoo
On his arm you can view
“I would rather be screwing my goat”

[doug from upland]

In a suicide bomb class, this dunce
Just could not understand after months
So the teacher had said
Here is how you get dead
I’ll be showing you this only once

[doug from upland]

A jihadist who’d come from Iraq
Planned for weeks to blow up the whole block
But one hero packing
In guts was not lacking
And the muzzie would meet Mr. Glock

[doug from upland]

When the muzzie chose wife number three
The two others were mad as could be
So they got a sharp knife
Although sparing his life
You can no longer call him a he

[apostoli]

LMAO!

[doug from upland]

She’d not bathed in awhile, you could tell
And the day had been hotter than hell
When the burqa came off
He would violently cough
Oh dear Allah, what’s that awful smell

[Mark17]

Here you are. There are some really good ones here. 😀

[Mrs. Don-o]

It wasn’t a live link, didn’t connect. Can you try again?

[Mrs. Don-o]

Oh! Got it!

[Mrs. Don-o]

There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who could scribble these things by the bucket.
She had one that was keen
for the Mujahideen
But it didn't quite rhyme, so --- forget it.

[Mark17]

LOL,

A jihadi came down to Dallas,
Together with his wife named Alice
They were bold to the core
As they entered the door
And were quickly done in with great malice

[MayflowerMadam]

Hey, that’s good!

[MayflowerMadam]

“Who went to a terrorist school-a”

Sounds like Opera Man from SNL.

[Mark17]

Ping

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Excellent!

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Mark,
Way to go!