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Limericks for Jihadists
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| 5/4/2015
| Rebel_Ace
Posted on 05/04/2015 7:09:36 PM PDT by Rebel_Ace
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Please add more as your muse dictates...
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:09:36 PM PDT
by
Rebel_Ace
To: Rebel_Ace
My Muse isnt in shape to keep up with that fine piece
Thank you!
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:11:32 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Rebel_Ace; doug from upland
Doug from Upland should be on this.
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:14:08 PM PDT
by
Fungi
(Job 26:7 : He stretcheth out the north over empty space, And hangeth the earth upon nothing.)
To: Rebel_Ace
Limericks BY Jihadists
By Mohammad, the holy and sainted,
We find that your nation is tainted,
By horrible sin,
And evil within,
So we let us get better acquainted....(BOOOOOOOM)
or my favorite:
lululululululululululululululu
lululululululululululululululu
lululululululu
lululululululu
lululululululululululululululu .......(BOOOOOOOM)
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:15:33 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Jeb Bush makes John McCain look like Barry Goldwater.)
To: Rebel_Ace
There once were two Muslims from Phoenix,
Who regarded their dead Prophet's edicts,
As so serious that
Today they're a splat.
Oh, somebody pass me a kleenix.
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:16:56 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me.)
To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:20:01 PM PDT
by
Rebel_Ace
(HITLER! There, Zero to Godwin in 5.2 seconds.)
To: Rebel_Ace
Two muzzies, who in mayhem excel
In Texas, they tried to rebel
The officer fired
The muzzies expired
And now they are frying in Hell.
(Hey...I tried.)
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:23:57 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
To: hoagy62
Well done. (As in VERY well done)
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:25:32 PM PDT
by
Rebel_Ace
(HITLER! There, Zero to Godwin in 5.2 seconds.)
To: Rebel_Ace
Two Muslims in the Lone Star State,
On Pamela Geller did hate,
They came to bring Hell,
But the cop aimed too well,
And now we divide their estate.
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:43:59 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Jeb Bush makes John McCain look like Barry Goldwater.)
To: Lazamataz
Two Islamics came Mohammad-defending,
Offended, their rage never-ending,
Thought killing was the trick
But the cop killed them quick,
GOD I love happy a ending!
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:48:48 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Jeb Bush makes John McCain look like Barry Goldwater.)
To: Rebel_Ace
To Hajis went to visit an Art Show
Lacking talent their entrance was deemed a no-go
Honorable mention they still did win
by exhibition of their sin
And now they lay ‘bout forever on the down low
To: Rebel_Ace
Nadir and his roommate romance,
shoved a couple of guns in their pants.
Which they learned was unwise
Because to their surprise
They discovered that Texas aint France.
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:49:44 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me.)
To: FredZarguna
LOL
To: BlueDragon; Rebel_Ace
change honorable to dis-honorable, and it'd work better.
Wish I'd though of that sooner
To: Rebel_Ace
how ‘bout a song?
SING A SONG OF JIHAD
A BUCKET FULL OF LIES
FOOLISH DUMMY MUZZIES
BROUGHT TO GROUND TO DIE
WHEN THE ‘O’ WAS TOLD OF IT
HE RAN INSIDE TO HIDE
THE BORDER IS WIDE OPEN, TIS
TOO LATE TO STEM THE TIDE!
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:54:54 PM PDT
by
bitt
(If Obama is really worried about “the children”, he should be bombing planned parenthood.)
To: hoagy62
To: Rebel_Ace
Derka...Derka!,
Derka...Derka!,
Derka...Derka!,
BOOM!!
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:55:28 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
To: TADSLOS
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posted on
05/04/2015 7:56:50 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Rebel_Ace
There once was a free speech event
In Texas and freedom lovers went
So Jihadis came too
But were gunned down quite soon
And never got the glory they meant.
To: Rebel_Ace
One day in the lone star state
cartoons were used as bait
to draw out Jihadis in American bodies
hiding and lying in wait
It all went as well as expected
the Jihadis were quickly detected
and soon they were dead, filled full of lead
for a cartoon they felt disrespected
and then the media claimed
the victims were all to be blamed
they were asking to die, for drawing a guy
Allahu Akbar! they all then exclaimed
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posted on
05/04/2015 8:09:35 PM PDT
by
RC one
(Militarized law enforcement is just a politically correct way of saying martial law enforcement.)
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