Derka...Derka!,
Derka...Derka!,
BOOM!!
Posted on 05/04/2015 7:09:36 PM PDT by Rebel_Ace
Limericks inspired by recent events
In Texas they held a cool contest,
To see who could draw cartoons the best.
Two up to no good
were fragged where they stood.
Just chalk outlines, no need for an arrest.
You can't draw the prophet mohammed.
It's Blasphemy the jihadies said.
They crashed the event,
Then hit the cement.
Cuz in Texas they will shoot you dead.
Free speech is an American thing
We can draw, write, publish or sing.
Outlines and a stain
Are all that remain.
Of Muzzies on a short Jihad fling.
My Muse isnt in shape to keep up with that fine piece
Thank you!
Limericks BY Jihadists
By Mohammad, the holy and sainted,
We find that your nation is tainted,
By horrible sin,
And evil within,
So we let us get better acquainted....(BOOOOOOOM)
or my favorite:
lululululululululululululululu
lululululululululululululululu
lululululululu
lululululululu
lululululululululululululululu .......(BOOOOOOOM)
Well done.
Two muzzies, who in mayhem excel
In Texas, they tried to rebel
The officer fired
The muzzies expired
And now they are frying in Hell.
(Hey...I tried.)
Well done. (As in VERY well done)
Two Muslims in the Lone Star State,
On Pamela Geller did hate,
They came to bring Hell,
But the cop aimed too well,
And now we divide their estate.
Two Islamics came Mohammad-defending,
Offended, their rage never-ending,
Thought killing was the trick
But the cop killed them quick,
GOD I love happy a ending!
To Hajis went to visit an Art Show
Lacking talent their entrance was deemed a no-go
Honorable mention they still did win
by exhibition of their sin
And now they lay ‘bout forever on the down low
Wish I'd though of that sooner
how ‘bout a song?
SING A SONG OF JIHAD
A BUCKET FULL OF LIES
FOOLISH DUMMY MUZZIES
BROUGHT TO GROUND TO DIE
WHEN THE ‘O’ WAS TOLD OF IT
HE RAN INSIDE TO HIDE
THE BORDER IS WIDE OPEN, TIS
TOO LATE TO STEM THE TIDE!
Nice,Hoagy!
Oldplayer
Derka...Derka!,
Derka...Derka!,
BOOM!!
There once was a free speech event
In Texas and freedom lovers went
So Jihadis came too
But were gunned down quite soon
And never got the glory they meant.
One day in the lone star state
cartoons were used as bait
to draw out Jihadis in American bodies
hiding and lying in wait
It all went as well as expected
the Jihadis were quickly detected
and soon they were dead, filled full of lead
for a cartoon they felt disrespected
and then the media claimed
the victims were all to be blamed
they were asking to die, for drawing a guy
Allahu Akbar! they all then exclaimed
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