[Mrs. Don-o]

There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who could scribble these things by the bucket.
She had one that was keen
for the Mujahideen
But it didn't quite rhyme, so --- forget it.

[Mark17]

LOL,

A jihadi came down to Dallas,
Together with his wife named Alice
They were bold to the core
As they entered the door
And were quickly done in with great malice

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Excellent!